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rofl Um - can't think of anything to say to that that wouldn't totally embarrass myself.....

*opens bog roll, decides it's far too good for my a**e, unrolls the lot, curls up, dozes off*

Ive dosed off on the loo a time or two........Trust me, it's NOT a good idea.....

People tend to not let you forget it!

NM

Hi,
Is that better then someone forgetting you've dozed off on the toilet and leaving you there for days and then asking you whether you are wearing eau de urine!?
Hello new chaps- what is the timespan for newness? Is it all relative? Am I still new or is that an existensial crisis? So many questions.... such high phone bills- I'm off to visit your webpages now.
Ta ta,

Jes
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Yes, new is probably relative, but it's not a requirement.

Hello,

I'm pretty darn new, so I thought I'd stop in and say hello

Who's name is often credited to that of the common-or-garden bog, although the toilet was called a 'crapper' *before* TC developed the toilet as he did. See if you can make sense of that - I'm not sure I can, and I'm the one that just typed it!

*blinks, yawns and stretches*

I'm not sure if I'm new or not. How long have I been asleep in this toilet?

*curls up on floor and gets busy with folding the flapping birds*

Just a quick 'hello' to any new incontinent H2G2'ers. Welcome to one and all!

Hi Justin.

Hi Dee Light,not still folding.

G'day! Another one to add to the list (when/if I can ever be bothered to make one).

Much like "Forty-yard dash to the Outhouse" written by Willie Makit.

Nonny, that's really poor.

Hey, don't look at me! I learned it way back in 1st grade from someone else!

'Nonnie-the-innocent

It's almost as bad as the age old: Why is diarrhea hereditary? 'Cos it runs in your genes!!!

Hi all
I think I've arrived!!

G'day Ciderspace! Welcome to the toilet!

Gee thanks. Can I get a pint here?
Second thoughts, forget that. I'm off to the Furkin.
C ya

Well, it would be a bit dodgy ordering a pint from a public toilet. Who knows what might get served up?!!!

That's what I thought. Mind you, you can get some pretty dodgy pints from some pubs as well, I can tell you (but I'm sure you know that already)!!

How true!