h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, D, being the Muse of Care makes me worry about the child (Jane, that is...) Should we encourage such Museness?
Naaaaaaaa! Just kiddin'- good luck, J! Cheers!

I would like to be the Muse of the Red Dragon please

Ill have you know I am not a child...I am 27 and have been almost every where (hence the nickname...you know good girls go to heaven Bad girls go every where ) there is only two countries at my last count that I have not visited yet...although that is probably a good thing

WHAT!??? You've been to all of the funny little places in Africa!??

Oh!! Taffy Boy!!!... what reason do you have for requesting your Museship, aside from the cool name!??

I am the keeper of all things welsh and hope soon to be the patron saint of Annoying Welsh sheep, so i think that, being the red Dragon is the symbol of Wales, it would be highly appropriate

moast of them yes
I used to work for a childrens charity

Hi Jane, on a scale of 1 to 10 how bad are you? if it's not a personal question.
ab

Have you been to Israel? That's were I'm from. And ab- what's with the "if it's not too personal" thing, hmmmmmmmm? Are you american by any chance?

The 1st question's referred to Jane of course! Oops

plllgghhh...

All right, Mr. Taffy Boy, you are in-- please do have a link to the Musehome at your userpage, and come around and visit on ocassion-- scope out Bar Bacchus and Urania's Observation Tower, for example...

We are also going to open the Iris Cafe in a couple of weeks(I hope), so any suggestions as to an item you would like on the menu are MOST WELCOME!!!

::ZAP!!::



Have fun!!!

Happy Musings!!!

Hi m'i Lady, nope, not American(I don't think they'd have me)
do you remember that bit in monty pythons "life of Brian" when the mob askes Brian's mum "are you a virgin?" and then someone add's "if it's not a personal question". Well, every time I ask someone a personal question I can hear Terry Gilliams voice in my head!!
If on the other hand you've not seen the film you won't know what the hell i'm talking about
ab

10 of course

And yes I have. I did not get to see much of the country because I was working as a teacher in a hospital at the time but I have been there...I had a nice interpreter named Kev (he was British by the way) but that is another story

Hallo Taff, how about a rousing chorus of "swing lo sweet chariots" to start the evnin' of then
ab

Hes not the Messiah he is a very naughty boy

>Hi m'i Lady, nope, not American(I don't think they'd have me )

Sure we would, we're not picky!
You just have to fulfill one the following requirements:

- tired
- poor
- huddled masses
- yearning to breathe free
- wretched refuse of your teeming shore
- homeless
- tempest-tossed

Besides, you like New York knishes! And I'll vouch for you (that's get you past customs )

YEAH!!! Come on over!!!

Awww yuz guyzknish theres 2 places in the states I really wanna go, NYC ever since I saw the godfather as a kid. The state of Iowa(I love Bill Bryson) g'nite sweet dreams.
ab

Now, there's a couple of extremes! Corn and Knishes!

Youse come ta NYC, I'll show youse da sites, and buy youse a knish! Waddaya say?

I'll be there!!

But... Iowa!?? Oh goodness....

I'll put out the guest towels!

So anyway, who's Bill Bryson, and what does he do to make Iowa more attractive? Corn husking?