h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Some Museship positions that await fulfillment by you, the lovely H2G2 Researcher(and/or creation) include, but are not limited to, the following suggestions:

Music-Related:
(Muse of...)
~BEATLE Fans
~Musicians(Starving or Successful)
~Oboists
~Pianists
~Music Stands
~Band Geeks

Thought-Related:
(Muse of...)
~Nerds
~English Majors
~Science Majors
~Business Majors
~Philosophy
~College Professors
~American Ways
~British Pride


Art-Related:
(Muse of...)
~Painters
~Illustrators
~Impressionists
~Abstract Artists

Theatre-Related:
(Muse of...)
~Stagehands
~Human Props
~Directors
~Stage Left
~Stage Right
~Center Stage

Misc:
(Muse of...)
~Saran Wrap
~Rubber Stamps
~Good Restaurants
~Elephants
~Frogs
~Bubble Gum Chewers
~Flavored Toothpicks

If at all possible, I would like to become the Muse of Rebellious Musicians, since I am already the Keeper of Musical Rebels.

oh!!! That is indeed an excellent Museship!!!

We'll be opening Calliope Stage in about a week(she's all about playing many instruments), so be sure to check it out!!! A lot of rebellion never hurt anyone...

::ZAP!!!:: Consider yourself the Muse of Rebellious Musicians!!!

As I am already the Keeper and Mixer of the Gin and Tonic I thought it would be an excellent idea to become the Muse of the Lemon-Garden. What do you think? Just a slight touch, isn't it?

I haven't checked if this title is already taken, but I will in a minute. I shall happily (not really, but I can be an actor if I have to) withdraw my request in case I would steal someone else's title.

Season's Greetings
-Gin
Keeper and Mixer of the Gin and Tonic

OOO.... nice title, yes!!! ::ZAP!!!::

Consider yourself MUSED!!!

I'll be by your personal space in a day or two(I should hope), dear... so please make sure it is tidy!! hahahaahahha...

If it's tidy all ready, please do have a good look around the Musehome!!!

HAPPY MUSINGS!!!

Wow! That was fast! Thank you very much indeed.
-Gin
Keeper and Mixer of the Gin and Tonic
Muse of the Lemon Garden

Thank you.
I'll try to keep my personal space tidy, but sometimes I get rebellious...

It is very important to me that my name is spelled right in the musehome roster, because it changes the meaning of my name completely. It is even too offensive to repeat the mistake here.
I assume that it was a typing error ("o" is indeed next to "i" on the computer keyboard), since I see no reason why someone would offend me in this cruel way.

I've cleaned up. I hope I can hold by your high standards.
-Gin
Keeper and Mixer of the Gin and Tonic
Muse of the Lemon Garden

OHNO!!! I have offended someone ALL READY!!!

Don't worry, I won't take it personally. I can't expect everybody to be fluent in obscure linguistic dialects, some of which are parly or competely imaginary.
No hard feelings.

::nods:: Why... thank you... I think...

I will keep it short: there are dialects involved from a few Flemish towns (in Belgium) and from Yugoslavia (the NEW one, which used to be Serbia), and classic Arabic is obviously involved too.
The flower? I was raised to be a gentle-rebel.

Awwww.... flowers are good!!

::has the photo of sixties peace-lovers putting flowers into the ends of guns in her mind::

OK, I admit, I was born in the (early) sixties.
Which does NOT explain a lot, because it means I was a teenager in the (European) punk-period and the new-wave-period (long black coats, crazy hair)...

I was a DJ then, and surprised the audiences at the clubs and bars I worked by mixing "strange, weird, psychedelic" records nobody knew in my sets, and became well knwon for it (locally). It even earned me a weekly radioshow (on a pirate-station of course), which I always ended with the "Danse Macabre" by Saint-Saëns.
In fact all I did was "borrow" my father's records and nose around in secondhand recordshops who specialised in the sixties, and sometimes play them at 45 rpm instead of 33...

I can only hope that those audiences have in the meantime discovered that they listened to a lot of Pink Floyd or Brian Auger or even Neil Young instead of obscure British punk or new wave or bands.

THAT was "avantgarde" gabology... (or maybe I invented "grunge" at the end of the seventies?)

I LOOOOVEEEEE NEIL YOUNG!!!

::sings::

I wanna live with a Cinnamon Girl...

I could be happy the rest of my life...

With a Cinnamon Girl

(I almost chose Cinnamon Girl for my nickname instead of Dragonfly... )

I wish to humbly request Muse-ship of two fields....

Muse of Happy Thoughts
&
Muse of Weird Science

^-.-^

INDEED!!!

...Do you have a resume!??

But of course!

I've been inspiring people to think Happy Thoughts for years.

As for Weird Science, I have references.

[grin]

^-.-^

Greetings, oh Fly of the Dragon!

I see you have a museship opening for a "Muse of American Ways". Although I am an American (3rd generation and counting), I feel that title is rather broad for my abilities. Might I request a museship of "New York Ways"? Or perhaps "Muse of New Yorkers"?

I hereby humbly request that you a-muse me.

Thank you kindly,
Shea