h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

When King Mustard died
his last words were very faint:
"*mumble mumble* *gasp!*"

Next: Alliteration, Hagar the Horrible and hell.

Force Hagar to speak
In alliterations only
And he is in hell.

Next: peas, fleas and ...the exorcist !

Oscar Wilde's Last
Words were not on monarchy
Nor About Mustard

(Either that wallpaper goes, or I do!)

Next: Hamlet(Prince of Denmark), France(European Country), and Thomas Aquinas(a Catholic Saint)

Sorry, my fault. Anyway,

First her parents thought
she was possessed (spiting peas)
She just had an itch.

Next: Hamlet(Prince of Denmark), France(European Country), and Thomas Aquinas(a Catholic Saint)

Thomas Aquinas,
France and Hamlet, need info
in parentheses.

Next: Brackets and Braces and Bears (Oh my!)

an exclamation
from a bear with new braces
was set in brackets

Next: werewolves, Princess Di, and Leningrad.

Di's murders are in
Leningrad - Wervolves will kill
me if I tell you

Next: Insects, incense and innocence

Insects lost all their
innocence while smoking some
pot and incense *POOF*

Next: Angles, insects, and Hadrian's wall...

great wing-ed angles
lifted insects to heaven
on Hadrien's wall

Next: Dollars, Pounds, and Francs

Hello? Dollars Pounds and Francs, please!

Dollars and Pounds stay.
But Francs (and others) vanish
after the Euro...!

Next: bell, book and candle

Aurora

Sharon rang a bell
opened her book and lit up
candle magic *poof*

Sharon rang a bell
opened her book and lit up
candle magic *poof*

Next: Grandmothers, squirels, and telephone answering machines

"hello. my squirrel
is not home. my grandmother
will take a message"

next: electioneering, racketeering, and orienteering

Chan wears ear-rings
on special occasions like
voting or tennis.

Next: Paper, rocks, and scisors.

Paper wins over
rock wins over scissors wins
over the paper.

Next: h2g2, the BBC and peer to peer applications

Jen of B B C
peers over her resume
for H 2 G 2

Next: Paperclips, Religious Icons, and body piercings.

I pray to the clip
and wear it as an earring
and keep papers there.

(Practical.)

Next: Sand dunes, a message in a bottle and depressed elefants.

wind sculpted sands hold
a green bottle. a message:
"I've been truncated"

I promised myself that I would never again use the word 'truncated' in an elephant related pun. I'm sorry.

next: cartography, biceps and rug weaving

Carson wove a rug
It was a map to freedom
his biceps burdoned

(I was inspired by the underground railway quilt)

Next: salad forks, pine scented candles, and nighttime breezes...