h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

In the depths of space
A cheeze-wiz (TM) expires
Death carries a scythe

NT: Ham, Hobbits and Hitler

The Dictator
infected all the Baggins'
But the Ham cured them

Wine Witches and Wallabies

Haiku,an art form Brief,but incredibly long Says all without words whistling wind w/out words

Sorry, I just had to put this in:

Some folks are kosher.
Hitler didn't give a damn.
Sam prefers coneys.

nt: Wine, Witches and Wallabies

Vintage '99
Brewed by Granny Weatherwax.
Skippy trod the grapes.

(OK, he's a kangaroo, but I don't know much about wallabies)

nt: Rats, rates and rites

i thought the actual words had to be in there. Don't mean to be a pedant but vintage isn't actually wine. To be incredibly brave you have to use all the words !!!!!

OK, does this satisfy?

Will wallabies whine
When tasting the witches' brew
Which witch wine is which?


>Rats, rates and rites

Do I get rebates
On my rates if I've got rats?
Wrong, ergo not rite

Oops. nt: Errata, orations and horror

Errata abounds
In my nightly orations
To my own horror

nt: scissors, oatmeal and soap

Who stole my scissors?
Who's been eating my porridge?
And where IS that soap?

NT: Fax paper, rhododendrons, tennis

Ohno I've got writers block! The embarassment of it!!!

Lost my tennis ball
In the rhododendron bush
"Fax Paper", I swore

NT: Lobsters, lorries and ladies

Lobster eating and
lorry travelling lady,
Very sick,stop.

First go....

Civilisations Cradle,
Sparce blossem on the wind,
Crows on the horizon

BCNU - Crescent

Can we have a new topic please?

must leave by 9am./a baseball game starts at 2pm./so we`ll be home(writing to you)/N

using as topic: leave;baseball;home

Why don't I leave now?
Baseball season has begun
so I should stay home!


NT: Pizza; Rhombus; Ferrari.

Don't get any of
That rhomboid pizza's topping
On my Ferrari's seats!

(you can pronounce "Ferrari" in two syllables can't you?)

NT: Peasants, pigs and astronauts.

light drops of rain fall///gently trees rustle along ///peacefull the stillness... N

Methinks the last,while truer Haiku, was somewhat off topic...

What do they say when
peasants become astronauts?
"Pigs in Space!" of course.

with apologies to all right-, left- and centre-thinking persons in the world, and to all genii of porcinii, astronautii, and, last and most definitely least, homo sap.

NT: cell-phone; thermometer; angle-poise lamp

my cell phone has a
themometer, angle poise
lamp, and a phone
(the way they're going with cell phones, that should be possible in a couple years)