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Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. Posted Jan 9, 2003
::
realizes he might get more 
if he plays the sympathy card...
::
Yeah!!! 
Pooooooooor me.....
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 9, 2003
Elvis visited our library yesterday for
our birthday celebration. We had a display
window full of Elvis memorabilia. Elvis
looked very handsome in his black tuxedo
and white shirt and black tie.
Right now we have him standing on the
circulation desk.
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Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. Posted Jan 9, 2003
Y'know, I never really understood the whole Elvis craze... I mean, I guess he was sorta the Eminem of his time, but STILL...
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Batty_ACE Posted Jan 9, 2003
I never understood the whole Elvis thing either... but then again I never understood why people were crazy about golden retrievers until I had one. Maybe I need to get an Elvis..
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The Ghost of Polidari Posted Jan 9, 2003
Make sure you get one that's house trained...
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Batty_ACE Posted Jan 9, 2003
Hi Poli! 
good point. I'd hate to have to pick up after him...
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The Ghost of Polidari Posted Jan 9, 2003
And you'd never get into the toilet...
right back at ya!
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Batty_ACE Posted Jan 9, 2003
prolley not... though I suppose I could build him a big Elvis door to the garage and put a litter box in there.. 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 9, 2003
A golden retriever named Elvis?
You could do that.
What's not to like about golden retrievers?
They usually have nice dispositions, which is
why so many of them end up as seeing-eye dogs.
I prefer golden Labrador retrievers, but there
are lots of other breeds (including mutts) that
can be very friendly and lovable.
My sister had dogs when I was a little kid, but
they were mean, ugly-tempered things. The neighbors
had much nicer dogs....
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Batty_ACE Posted Jan 9, 2003
My golden's not named Elvis.. it's Goldie. But I just call her Goofus..
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Fluffy Pink Rabbit. (Remember that polyester has feelings, too) Posted Jan 10, 2003
Psst, Paul!
I thought we had a deal.
You promised not to go over to the dark side,
remember? No d*gs, you promised.
Oh, carrotsticks!
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Jan 11, 2003
My parents used to have a black Labradore called Emma - so I guess they were nearly there!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 11, 2003
we used to have a black labrador called nanok - which makes no sense whatsoever, as nanok means icebear in greenlandish 
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Batty_ACE Posted Jan 11, 2003
That's okay... I had a golden/chow mix named coyote. She got that name because when I first got her the vet had to shave her. She was a rescue and her fur was thoroughly matted plus she had been abused. 
She had to be shaved so extensively she only had full fur left on her face and tail, making her look alot like Wile E Coyote. Hence the name.
Subsequent shavings (to help her with the summer heat, she had way too much fur to be living in a hot climate) were better and the groomer would leave a mane and her tail. Then she looked more like the cowardly lion.
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Jan 11, 2003
She sounds cute!
Wasent nanok something to do with Mork and Mindy?
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Batty_ACE Posted Jan 11, 2003
I always thought he was a husky or a malamute or something... Mork and Mindy was nanoo I think..
If you want to see coyote her picture is in my online photo album.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 11, 2003
A woman in my neighborhood had a gargantuan
golden retriever named Butch. The woman herself
was so tiny that she probably weighed less than
the dog. She could have gotten on his back and
ridden him like a 
.
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Batty_ACE Posted Jan 11, 2003
I had a dog like that onece... of course the dog was much bigger than Goofus and I was uh.. much smaller...
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 11, 2003
Some of those big dogs actually have very
nice dispositions. It's the little tiny ones
that are often mean and noisy.
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- 2923: Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. (Jan 9, 2003)
- 2924: Batty_ACE (Jan 9, 2003)
- 2925: The Ghost of Polidari (Jan 9, 2003)
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