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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Started conversation Dec 24, 2000
100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!
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Kobolt - aka 'I didn't fail, I found 5000 ways that don't work' Posted Dec 24, 2000
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Kobolt - aka 'I didn't fail, I found 5000 ways that don't work' Posted Dec 24, 2000
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
Take your foot off his head
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Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence Posted Dec 24, 2000
Why don't sharks eat lawyers?
Proffessional courtesy.
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Kobolt - aka 'I didn't fail, I found 5000 ways that don't work' Posted Dec 25, 2000
What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of $#!T ?
The Bucket
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Kobolt - aka 'I didn't fail, I found 5000 ways that don't work' Posted Dec 25, 2000
No offence to any lawyers around, with this being a worldwide website, I can't put on many of the other, ermm... character names that come up in these sort of jokes
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Dec 25, 2000
Hehehehe
Yes, we must not be racist, sexist, nor insult the mother-in-law.
That's 99% of my joke stock I've had to dump!
Wanna hear my speeding motorist one?
I started a new thread for COP jokes 
{So the lawyers don't complain}
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What do you call..
- 1: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Dec 24, 2000)
- 2: Kobolt - aka 'I didn't fail, I found 5000 ways that don't work' (Dec 24, 2000)
- 3: Kobolt - aka 'I didn't fail, I found 5000 ways that don't work' (Dec 24, 2000)
- 4: Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence (Dec 24, 2000)
- 5: Kobolt - aka 'I didn't fail, I found 5000 ways that don't work' (Dec 25, 2000)
- 6: Kobolt - aka 'I didn't fail, I found 5000 ways that don't work' (Dec 25, 2000)
- 7: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Dec 25, 2000)
- 8: broelan (Dec 26, 2000)
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