A Conversation for Talking Point: Tell us a Joke
Quick but awful, and beware I have a million of these
Researcher 33337 Started conversation Dec 30, 2000
As teh title says, quick but awful.
Two fish in a tank. One says to the other, How Do you drive this thing.
Sorry.
Quick but awful, and beware I have a million of these
broelan Posted Jan 2, 2001
actually, i liked it.
Quick but awful, and beware I have a million of these
Is mise Duncan Posted Jan 3, 2001
Two maggots in an apple, one says to the other "So that's where the USB socket is"
Two buckets of sick walking down a road. One says to the other "This is where I was brought up"
Two budgies on a perch, one says to the other "Do you smell fish?"
Olden - but golden !
Livzy Posted Jan 3, 2001
Q: why does the mushroom always get invited to the salad parties?
A: coz he's a real fun guy (fungi)
Olden - but golden !
Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Jan 3, 2001
Why did the prawn leave the underwater disco?
Because it pulled a Muscle
Olden - but golden !
fluorescent Posted Apr 11, 2001
Two zen buddhists are walking down the road one turns to the other and says
Olden - but golden !
Livzy Posted Apr 11, 2001
two budgies sitting on a perch
one says "can you smell fish?"
Olden - but golden !
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Apr 22, 2001
Q: Whats green and pear shaped ?
A: A pear !
Red
Olden - but golden !
Demosthenes (Irrefutable FooFighter, Fire loving Pyro, and general Psycopath. "I dun descriminate. I hate everyone eaqually.") Posted Sep 25, 2001
No offense to anyone, but that was the most painful reading of my life.
Olden - but golden !
Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Sep 25, 2001
You were warned, Demosthenes!
Another one especially for Granny:
Two condoms are walking passed a gay bar. One turns to the other and says:
"Do you want to go in there and get s**t-faced?"
Olden - but golden !
Is mise Duncan Posted Sep 25, 2001
Q: What's green, has six legs and deadly if it jumps out of a tree onto you?
A: A snooker table
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Quick but awful, and beware I have a million of these
- 1: Researcher 33337 (Dec 30, 2000)
- 2: broelan (Jan 2, 2001)
- 3: Is mise Duncan (Jan 3, 2001)
- 4: Livzy (Jan 3, 2001)
- 5: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Jan 3, 2001)
- 6: fluorescent (Apr 11, 2001)
- 7: Livzy (Apr 11, 2001)
- 8: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Apr 22, 2001)
- 9: Demosthenes (Irrefutable FooFighter, Fire loving Pyro, and general Psycopath. "I dun descriminate. I hate everyone eaqually.") (Sep 25, 2001)
- 10: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Sep 25, 2001)
- 11: Is mise Duncan (Sep 25, 2001)
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