h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Please state your Keeper title if it's not in your name! I hope all my Keepers turn up!
*cracks open the first*
Mickey is preparing theandso help yourself toandwhile we're waiting for the food!

Galaxy Babe {Keeper of Keepers}

The and is ready,
and on the way, in the meantime, help yourselves to and .

Mmmmmm great spread, Mickey!
*munches on*
A toast!

To the next 100 Keepers!
By the way, we will probably get a better turn-out after Monday when the site is back to normal...
I'm having aof a job posting the invitations
Still, we can make a good start on the party food, can't we?
Got any music?
I like to dance when I get merry!

Should I have brought something?

My dear little Kindergarten Superheroes are up past their bedtime, but they don't seem to mind.

Mm, lovely food. Thank you!!

Hands out to the girls and then has some herself.

Yum!

And did we say something about a toast?

And what an interesting 100th title!

*Flutter of wings*

Hi folks,

Happy 100! GB, thanks for the invitation, dear

May I have some ?

Wow, 100 Keepers.

I'll see if I can keep the Weekend going a bit longer just for the party.

-BED, Keeper of Weekends (and unoffically, Keeper of the Lazy Weevil )

*Pours Dan and Kasia some , and stops the girls from upsetting the furniture. Hands them more and tells them to watch out for people in distress.*

Thanks Sad

Okay, I'll be looking

Hey there. 100th keeper. Congratulations an all that. And with me I have brought my magna Beam Transporter and my deamon appetite as these are the things I keep. So please donate any free willpower while I go and feed my deamon appetite.

[Thor]

*thinks he's at the wrong party, oh wait, I'm a keeper too*
*changes persona's*

Well, that was rather silly of me, but what the heck

Well, a hundred keepers, that's a lot to keep, but that's what we're here for.

*switches back to his Thor persona, raises his mighty hammer and conjuers up a P.G.G.B factory to keep the party moving*

*thunder and lightening fills the area, Thor is transformed back to his everyday self*

Dang, there has got to be an easier way to do that.

Congratulations on the 100 mark, lets continue to be keepers and keep drinking.

Well said, Jimmie!
I'll be back as soon as I have returned from my Christmas shoppingtrip!
{Keeper of Keepers}

~~ The front door slams open and there silhouetted by the street lamp outside stands.........

The obligatory gate crasher. ~ [How's that for an entrance?] (I'm not 100% a gate crasher as I did apply to become a GA, the problem is there was a little confusion as to what patronage I would assume.)

I may very well turn out to be The Patron Saint of Flight Simulation.

~ Closes door quietly, retires to dark corner with a small bowl of bombay mix and a diet coke. ~

*nips in through an open sky-light and lands with pin-point accuracy next to the punch bowl.*

Congratulations GB on 100 keepers!

Have some to celebrate...

Clive...I have a box full of un-stuck post-it notes, which I keep, obviously.

Thanks!
*phew*
I'm plum tuckered-out, posting all those invitations!
A good job I did them though, as I missed some Keeper requests!
Where's the PGGB?
Don't tell me it's all been supped???

GB, congratulations. Who was the 100th Keeper?
*picks up drink*

( a shimmering in the air - a gate opens. In front of it a figure stands in solitary maginificence. Is it - could be - Sailor Pluto at the gate of time ?!!!!! No, the shimering figure solidifies to the ragged, completely un-magnificent feline form of nim, Keeper of the Sacred Multi-Dimensional Gate)

Darn it!!!

(nim tries to change again into the magnificent figure of the gate keeper, fails again and realizes she is too hungry for any transformations)

Where are the hotdogs?

*Enters carring anbox full of fudge brownes*
if you were ever wondering who robbend the fudge cabet now you know...any way well done G.B.
*gives nim a got dog*
there you are hun now....wheres the bar...Dave needs a new reason
(keeper of Dave the headach and my devil BlezeeBob-unofical)

Goodness me, so many parties to get to at this time of the year - h2g2 is such a friendly place Hello everyone. 100 keepers! What an achievement GB. Man, I'm hungry. *grabs a couple of vegetarian s, some hot buttered , and a Boston creme *
Aaahhhhhhhh, that filled a hole . Now I need a nice to wash that all down with.
The cactus garden is pretty well dormant right now GB, although the Christmas cactus has plenty of flower buds on it and should look a treat on the day

"Yo dudes! Happy 100+ Keeper's AGBabe seems a bit of a rush for keeper titles to get to the party, me included. Right, a ++ and wash it all down with a of Heineken. MMMMmmmmmm! Keep on keepin' on dudes!

*Sultandude walks over to the tune player, grabs Mott the Hoople and selects "All the young Dude's" for the next tune*

Ohh.. wonderful party.

*grabs a and piece of *

Happy 100 everyone!

I'll try to keep my wolves out of the drinks... they like getting drunk for some odd reason...

~Amy, Keeper of Wolves