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Semisomna Posted Dec 5, 2002
"I'm sorry," she said.
"Stop apologizing."
"I'm sorry," she said.
nt: Snow!
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Pinniped Posted Dec 13, 2002
Six inches is nice.
Much more than that, however,
Gets hard to handle.
(I beg your pardon? I was talking about snow...)
nt : double entendres
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Dec 14, 2002
It has oft been said
Of these, that they can only
Really mean one thing.
Next topic: semi-skimmed milk
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ox Posted Dec 14, 2002
Small anemic cows;
Thin skinned shoulders of beef
Semi-skimmed milk
Next topic: straps
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 14, 2002
They say that I'm mad
i have to be locked away
straps- for my own good
NT: handcuffs
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Pinniped Posted Dec 17, 2002
That's it! Problem solved!
(The perfect gift for the Girl
Who has Ev'rything...)
nt : dodgy things kept in the glovebox
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starbirth Posted Dec 18, 2002
Napkins,salt and pepper
flashlite,cd,asprin,string
just to name a few
elvis
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Pinniped Posted Jan 4, 2003
I saw him Thursday.
He said "You want fries with that?"
He's got shorter, though.
nt : why are doctors so rude to their patients?
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Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery Posted Jan 4, 2003
Doctors are so rude
I'd be too with money lined
pockets..wait a sec...
nt: the slow-moving haiku thread
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Pinniped Posted Jan 5, 2003
It's not dead, honest.
Just lies there if you let it,
But poke it - it moves!
nt : when someone brings you coffee in the morning
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Jan 5, 2003
nothing will be done
before I get a coffee
before anything
[BTW, that's true!]
NT: deadlocks
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Andrew 3.0 Pro Posted Jan 8, 2003
Excuse my question
I'm not the brightest light bulb
What is a deadlock?
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SEF Posted Jan 11, 2003
Question unanswered,
but lacking new topic _is_
halting all progress.
NT: earthquakes
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Pinniped Posted Jan 11, 2003
West Coast-types hate 'em.
They scatter all the dust down
from high furniture.
nt : The Three Little Pigs
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Jan 11, 2003
A house built of sticks,
One of straw, and one of bricks.
Guess which one stayed up.
Next topic - cream cakes
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 11, 2003
cream cakes disappear
you shouldn't have left them here
guilt, cream on my face NT: ice on the pavements (sidewalk).
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Andrew 3.0 Pro Posted Jan 14, 2003
Slip slip slip slip slide
Why don't they ever shovel
these god damn side walks?
NT: Haiku's
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FG Posted Jan 15, 2003
Funny how something
so small and unassuming
is such a long thread!
nt: weasels
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em's Posted Jan 22, 2003
erm, what are weasels ?
just add half pound of treacle
then pop goes the weasels...
lol well i tried
nt: spanner !
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 31, 2003
tap loose get spanner
open, position, close turn
damm these threaded nuts
NT; snow
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- 2741: Semisomna (Dec 5, 2002)
- 2742: Pinniped (Dec 13, 2002)
- 2743: Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine (Dec 14, 2002)
- 2744: ox (Dec 14, 2002)
- 2745: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Dec 14, 2002)
- 2746: Pinniped (Dec 17, 2002)
- 2747: starbirth (Dec 18, 2002)
- 2748: Pinniped (Jan 4, 2003)
- 2749: Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery (Jan 4, 2003)
- 2750: Pinniped (Jan 5, 2003)
- 2751: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Jan 5, 2003)
- 2752: Andrew 3.0 Pro (Jan 8, 2003)
- 2753: SEF (Jan 11, 2003)
- 2754: Pinniped (Jan 11, 2003)
- 2755: Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine (Jan 11, 2003)
- 2756: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jan 11, 2003)
- 2757: Andrew 3.0 Pro (Jan 14, 2003)
- 2758: FG (Jan 15, 2003)
- 2759: em's (Jan 22, 2003)
- 2760: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jan 31, 2003)
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