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starbirth Posted Aug 21, 2002
I drive with no worry
My cocoon of armered steel
Love my ATV
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Pinniped Posted Aug 23, 2002
There's no Next Topic...
This Haiku is topic-free -
quite pointless, in fact.
nt : small talk
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Miztres Posted Aug 23, 2002
Thank you Pinniped 
Weather, sport and health,
Common subjects for smalltalk.
Pointless and banal.
nt:Night shift
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eyethink_eyethink Posted Aug 25, 2002
driving through darkness
engine roars, screams in anguish
tine for a night shift
nt: time trials
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Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery Posted Aug 25, 2002
Colin Baker was
not a popular Doctor-
Time Lord put on trial!
nt: your favorite H2G2 thread
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Pinniped Posted Aug 29, 2002
It's this one, of course.
(Having said that, the trick is to
spin out two more lines)
nt : boring places to take your family
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Aug 29, 2002
You like bird-watching?
Take them to the wildfowl trust -
The kids will hate it. 
Next topic: Cereal as Snack
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Pinniped Posted Aug 30, 2002
Snacking and Breakfast
should never become confused.
Honour your Corn Flakes!
nt : chocolate worship
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 30, 2002
Delightful product
we worship the chocolate
and eat it often
NT: vigorous housework
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starbirth Posted Aug 31, 2002
dishs,laundry,cooking and cleaning
the things a homemaker does
in the name of love
phallus
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Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery Posted Aug 31, 2002
jesus christ you people..makes sense that *I* would get this one..ok let me think...
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Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery Posted Aug 31, 2002
Aphrodite's son,
Oh what a w*nker had he;
Priapus he be!
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Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery Posted Aug 31, 2002
buahaha..oh yeah..topic.
testicle (HA!)
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Pinniped Posted Aug 31, 2002
Silly appendage.
Can't take 'em seriously,
guys with these, can you?
(we seem to be leading up to this, so...)
nt : female pudendum
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starbirth Posted Aug 31, 2002
it seems only fair
that i should be given this
female pudendum
ok since i started this trend that will most certainally lead to debauchery I feel it my place to reverse it.
next: sunny day
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esoteric epigram Posted Sep 1, 2002
blue skies breezy trees
best not stay out in the sun
will get a headache
no one has yet been to A783146
next: chewing gum wrappers
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Semisomna Posted Sep 2, 2002
hatched lines, silver foil
with a film of paper, and
a dusting of white
nt: cold pizza
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Miztres Posted Sep 2, 2002
Sunday's cold light wakes
Sore heads. What's for breakfast/lunch?
Only cold pizza.
The ususal fare for Sundays
nt:instant noodles (I think they call them pot noodles somewhere in the world....)
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esoteric epigram Posted Sep 2, 2002
packets, not in pots
are tasty, but does 3 min-
utes count as instant?
sorry about the word linking two lines, is that allowed?
next: those holes in the side of hats to tie string through to keep them on your head
Key: Complain about this post
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- 2621: starbirth (Aug 21, 2002)
- 2622: Hoovooloo (Aug 21, 2002)
- 2623: Pinniped (Aug 23, 2002)
- 2624: Miztres (Aug 23, 2002)
- 2625: eyethink_eyethink (Aug 25, 2002)
- 2626: Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery (Aug 25, 2002)
- 2627: Pinniped (Aug 29, 2002)
- 2628: Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine (Aug 29, 2002)
- 2629: Pinniped (Aug 30, 2002)
- 2630: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Aug 30, 2002)
- 2631: starbirth (Aug 31, 2002)
- 2632: Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery (Aug 31, 2002)
- 2633: Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery (Aug 31, 2002)
- 2634: Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery (Aug 31, 2002)
- 2635: Pinniped (Aug 31, 2002)
- 2636: starbirth (Aug 31, 2002)
- 2637: esoteric epigram (Sep 1, 2002)
- 2638: Semisomna (Sep 2, 2002)
- 2639: Miztres (Sep 2, 2002)
- 2640: esoteric epigram (Sep 2, 2002)
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