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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted May 7, 2002
I went to a pub
had some quid in my pockets
now where are they gone?
next: silly questions
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tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie Posted May 7, 2002
Where did it go to
Did anyone see it go
my mind disappeared
nt: Thunder
(
)
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Mystrunner Posted May 7, 2002
Immense crashing roar,
Sound echoeing through the soul,
and hurting my ears.
Next topic : Elements
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted May 7, 2002
'phants' and 'ments' are words
that'll only make sense if
you put 'Ele-' in front
ahem. There could be a better one on 'Elements'.
NT: Elements again please!
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tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie Posted May 7, 2002
Californium
Oxygen, Europium
Americium
one more time Next: Elements
()
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 7, 2002
Of elements there
are five: earth, air, wind, fire, and
element'try schools.
next topic: why do squirrels eat the tops
off your tulips before they bloom? 
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Mystrunner Posted May 7, 2002
Squirrles be small pests,
exisiting in the tree tops,
feasting on flowers
flowers in Holland
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted May 7, 2002
Next time in Holland
I'll be looking for flowers
--- those on top of a beer!
(you know, 'Blume' = flower is what the white crest is called in German . There's also a Dutch Meet coming up... )
Next: h2g2 Meetups!
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Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted May 9, 2002
A formal thing that
I don't go to- But they're cool!
I met my boyfriend
At an informal
(and quite exceedingly small)
H2G2 meet
ok, i cheated a bit and a gave u a bit of my life story....enjoy!
nxt: on calling people called Charles 'Chuck'
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted May 9, 2002
There was a famous
boy called chuck by his friends
in a comic book.
NT Ants.
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Micheal Jay Mole Posted May 9, 2002
Yellow Ant not well!
A Pharaoh Ant, Guides Us All:
Pyramids for Her!
NT: Elba
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tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie Posted May 9, 2002
The Island Elba
Napoleon Bonaparte
Spent first exile there
NT : Ice Cream
()
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Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 ) Posted May 9, 2002
I must work today
I hate ice cream because I
have to work with it
NT: People who are all the same
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Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted May 10, 2002
bob bob bob bob bob
robert rob bob bob bob bob
it's like a fish tank!
next: tiaras
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted May 10, 2002
Encrusted with jewels,
They sparkle like the heavens.
Bloody heavy, though.
Next topic: petroleum jelly
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted May 11, 2002
Some people have sores
For that they use Vasaline
Jelly, of Petrol?
NT: squeaky shoes
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Micheal Jay Mole Posted May 12, 2002
Brand new squeaky shoes!
For the credit sacrifice
will you go barefoot?
OK a twist: NT squeaky sports shoes
MJM ACE
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Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 ) Posted May 12, 2002
Surely not stealthy
They hear me squeak down the hall.
How I hate these shoes!
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NT: Staying up all night
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Ormondroyd Posted May 12, 2002
I can't sleep these days. 
Might as well stay up and do
More h2g2. 
NT: The World Cup.
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Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) Posted May 15, 2002
If I hear one more
Word about the offside rule
I will break something.
Ok, so that's cheating slightly... but honestly, all during the last WC it was explained to me more times than I care to remember. Enough! I'll *never* understand it- ok? 
NT: David Beckham, fashion icon?
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- 2301: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (May 7, 2002)
- 2302: tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie (May 7, 2002)
- 2303: Mystrunner (May 7, 2002)
- 2304: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (May 7, 2002)
- 2305: tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie (May 7, 2002)
- 2306: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (May 7, 2002)
- 2307: Mystrunner (May 7, 2002)
- 2308: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (May 7, 2002)
- 2309: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (May 9, 2002)
- 2310: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (May 9, 2002)
- 2311: Micheal Jay Mole (May 9, 2002)
- 2312: tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie (May 9, 2002)
- 2313: Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 ) (May 9, 2002)
- 2314: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (May 10, 2002)
- 2315: Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine (May 10, 2002)
- 2316: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (May 11, 2002)
- 2317: Micheal Jay Mole (May 12, 2002)
- 2318: Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 ) (May 12, 2002)
- 2319: Ormondroyd (May 12, 2002)
- 2320: Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) (May 15, 2002)
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