h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And now for something completly diffrent!!!
As for myself I am the same and everyone else remains unaffected. Due to unreasonable support of the human race and the differences that we all have they ( the Humans) aren't to be trusted. They (the Humans) are untrustworthy, unprodictable, self relying, confusing, ignorant, stubborn creatures that think that they are the only race of intelligent things in the entire universe.
Really.
Sure.
Lets play allong with it. I mean we have nothing else better to do with our little lives but scury around pointlessly and helplessy until that great meteor scurys on by and wipes out better than a Vogon space ship could. only difference is that there would be a great deal more rubble than the Vogons would have left...
If the universe is so big, then why do we believe that we are the only ones that just happened in it?
There aren't any others?
Noooooooooooooooo...
Not accourding to the guinueses that work for the goverments of the world.
How could we just be the only ones to happen when there are places that have been brought up that have the same life cycles of the earth as it had when it was just "happening"?
This is a very interesting subject and I think that everyone would have fun with the little bit of the world of chaos that has just been constructed...

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Guru
CommunityArtist

erm..wha?

Humans are terrible. The sooner the meteor or Vorgons get here the better. We've destroyed this planet already and the longer we exist the more of a threat we are to the rest of the universe. As a race, we are self-centered, self-important, and destructive. animals are better off without us. It's time for another species to have a turn.

there is however the slight problem that other have come to rely on us, however slightly or unnoticeably, so it would be kind of selfish just to disappear...not that humans find it hard to be selfish. also we can make this place a better one for everybody...except for problem number 2, it always seems to be unattractive to someone (usually the government in terms of money/funds/...)

planets change, humans may well be the cause of a lot of it, but humans are a product of the earth, so it's all natural. so nerrh.
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Guru
CommunityArtist

I wouldn't say that we are a product of the Earth because that puts it a bit to light on the subject. I would rather say we are a freak accident of the universal cosmic birth control that wen't strangly wrong. In other words we weren't meant to be here. We were probably the effects of a mix breeding of some other creatures of another galaxy that came here and found a creature of the same likeness to them and breeded. Just my theory.

Maybe this is a prison planet and those that ended up here were either criminals or very capable people who couldn't be controlled, so we all got dumped here. The purpose was that the capable ones would become less capable.

I believe that mankind in inherently good but has gone off the rails. You have to know who to trust by listening to your own inner voice. Most people are good, with only about 2-1/2 percent of the population really bad, while another 20 percent are influenced by them.

That's my 2 cents.
Valerie