A Conversation for The Kingdom of Balwyniti
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Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music Posted Jan 23, 2001
~Out in the cornfields a scarecrow with a helmet with horns on it can be heard muttering~
Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Jan 23, 2001
Starts using the scercrow for target protise with the emty cans of spam
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 23, 2001
BOB!!!!
...That looks like fun... can I practice, too!!!??? 
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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Jan 23, 2001
shure although weneed to use catapults...but it just so happens
*pulls out some caterpults to larnch the cans with*
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 24, 2001
YAY!!!!
::joins in the catapulting fun::
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Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music Posted Jan 24, 2001
~An auntie Em, 6'2, 220lb with big broad shoulders comes out of the old, wood house.~
STOP THROWING F******G CAN AT THE F****G SCARECROW
(No offence intended, bad language intended for atmospheric purposes only. I'm not really that bad!)
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 25, 2001
...We're sorry, Auntie Em...!!!!
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Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music Posted Jan 25, 2001
~Auntie Em says
HA(agressivly)
~Chomps celery~
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Mar 21, 2001
~the huge, hulking auntie em turns around and goes back into the house~
~Dragonfly looks into the window and sees a wardrobe open and a human shape fall into a pool of light~
~Its an old lady tied and gagged, the real auntie em rolling around on the floor~
~At that point the fake auntie em comes into the room and stuffs her back into the wardrobe~
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Mar 21, 2001
::very disturbed::
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Mar 21, 2001
::turns to her cheesecake for security::
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Naia (Moon Goddess and Royal Writer in The Kingdom of Balwyniti) Posted Mar 21, 2001
I just say "AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" and then turn to go pay my bills.
Lucky you.
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Mar 21, 2001
::looks at the Moon Goddess and Royal Writer::
...Would you like some!?? There's always plenty. Hi. 
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Naia (Moon Goddess and Royal Writer in The Kingdom of Balwyniti) Posted Mar 21, 2001
Oh yes, I could thank you. So, what exactly is going on in the kingdom??
Wow, this has got to be the best cheesecake I've ever had. Where'd you find it??
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Mar 21, 2001
It's the food of the muses, made by me, the Muse Mother...
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Naia (Moon Goddess and Royal Writer in The Kingdom of Balwyniti) Posted Mar 21, 2001
Maybe I can write after this....chances are not..I just put a new chapter of my story up already and it was rather short....
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- 261: Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music (Jan 23, 2001)
- 262: Bob Gone for good read the jornal (Jan 23, 2001)
- 263: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 23, 2001)
- 264: Bob Gone for good read the jornal (Jan 23, 2001)
- 265: HappyDude (Jan 24, 2001)
- 266: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 24, 2001)
- 267: Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music (Jan 24, 2001)
- 268: HappyDude (Jan 25, 2001)
- 269: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 25, 2001)
- 270: Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music (Jan 25, 2001)
- 271: HappyDude (Jan 25, 2001)
- 272: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Mar 21, 2001)
- 273: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Mar 21, 2001)
- 274: HappyDude (Mar 21, 2001)
- 275: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Mar 21, 2001)
- 276: Naia (Moon Goddess and Royal Writer in The Kingdom of Balwyniti) (Mar 21, 2001)
- 277: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Mar 21, 2001)
- 278: Naia (Moon Goddess and Royal Writer in The Kingdom of Balwyniti) (Mar 21, 2001)
- 279: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Mar 21, 2001)
- 280: Naia (Moon Goddess and Royal Writer in The Kingdom of Balwyniti) (Mar 21, 2001)
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