A Conversation for The Kingdom of Balwyniti
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 20, 2001
Ottox, dear!!! Why don't you have some veggies... or... a sandwich, perchance!?? 
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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Jan 20, 2001
*one of the Vikings*
and there is always spam
*the rest of them*
#spam spam spam spam
spam spam spam spam
luverly pam oh wonder ful spamluverly spam oh wonderful spam#
*a man in a dril sargents unform appers and says*
Now stop that its just silly
(spaot the monty python fanatic 
)
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 20, 2001
NO, not a bit of spam, I am afraid...
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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Jan 21, 2001
*Vikings stop*
what...no spam...this is sacralidge come on lads
*they sale off in the bote muttering*
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jan 21, 2001
What!?! No!!! Bring back the Spam!
"I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam!" 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 21, 2001
But-- spam has nothing to do with Greek Mythology...
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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Jan 21, 2001
Neather do vikings or celery for that matter so...
*puts on a helmate with horns on*
#Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam luverly spam oh wonderfull spam#
*the Vikings sail back with lots of tins of spam
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 21, 2001
...OH... my...
::raises an eyebrow::
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Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music Posted Jan 22, 2001
~All of a sudden mist falls over the landscape~
~All that is left is a slight splashing noise~
~Evil one jumps out of the fog with a length of 2 by 4 in one hand, A burning torch in the other, and dressed in animal skins and an helmet with big horns on the outside~
HAHAHA (Big viking Laugh)
I have come for your celery, spam and young women!!!!
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 23, 2001
Well, we're all out of young women, but we'll be happy to shre our food with you. I'm flattered that word of our celery and spam has traveled so far...
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Ottox Posted Jan 23, 2001
* puts a carpet over Dragonflys head to hide her *
That's right. No young women, sorry... But PLEASE take our celery!!!
Bring it back to old Vikingland... no wait... don't do that!!!
* HORROR! *
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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Jan 23, 2001
*one of the Vikings*
You can only eat the spam if you poit a hat with horn on...oh you alreddy have horns of your own so I gess you can hve some spam.
*gives the evil one a tin while the other vikings try to hide the bulg under the carpet*
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 23, 2001
::muffled:: But I'm NOT YOUNG!!! I'm a Titaness!!! I'm older than Zeus!!!
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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Jan 23, 2001
*one of the vikings coughs nurvasly*
come on lads lets sing...what shall we sing the spam song
*a differant viking*
I am bored of the spam song
*the first viking*
call yourself a vikinghow can you be a viking and get bored of the spam song?
*the other one*
I diddent want to be a viking you know (you can tell where this is headding) I wanted to be a lumber jack
*sings*
#oh Im a lumber Jack and im Ok...(continues song)#
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Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music Posted Jan 23, 2001
~Lifts up carpet with dragonfly underneath~
~with dragonfly rolled up in the carpet he throws it into the bottom of the boat~
HA HA HA HA HA (Laugh 5 seconds after it stops being comfortable)
Now I have your celery, Spam and spectacularly old women
~jumps into boat and begins rowing into the fog~
Spam Spam Spam Spam
~voice fades into the distance~
~Muffled cry from dragonfly~
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jan 23, 2001
*from within the fog can be heard many strange sounds, some oddly musical, some like the rending of human flesh for eternity. As the 'Evil One' rows deep into the fog, a vague shape can be descerned before the boat. Suddenly the fog clears, as if by some ancient powerful magic, and the terrible figure of Great Cthulhu, High Priest to the Great Old Ones who have existed outside of time itself and who lie protected by the spells of Great Cthulhu in the dead city of R'lyeh, rises before the boat. As 'Evil One' catches a glimpse of Cthulhus horrid visage, insanity instantaneously results. Cthulhu reaches into the boat, retrieves dragonfly (protected from being driven insane by being hidden within the carpet), scoops up the spam, and leaves 'Evil One' to row insanely in the fog, with only the celery remaining as company. The Great Cthulhu returns dragonfly and the spam to the kingdom, resuming his kingly, non-insanity inducing visage as he does so.**
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Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music Posted Jan 23, 2001
I'll get my revenge!!!!!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA (insane laughter)
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 23, 2001
::unrolls herself out of the carpet::
::mumbles:: Oh, Auntie Em... I had this dream... only... it wasn't a dream at all!!!...
::points to Ottox, Happy, Bob, and the king:: You and you and you and you were there....
ZZZzzzzzzzz
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- 241: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Jan 20, 2001)
- 242: HappyDude (Jan 20, 2001)
- 243: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 20, 2001)
- 244: Bob Gone for good read the jornal (Jan 20, 2001)
- 245: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 20, 2001)
- 246: Bob Gone for good read the jornal (Jan 21, 2001)
- 247: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Jan 21, 2001)
- 248: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 21, 2001)
- 249: Bob Gone for good read the jornal (Jan 21, 2001)
- 250: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 21, 2001)
- 251: Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music (Jan 22, 2001)
- 252: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 23, 2001)
- 253: Ottox (Jan 23, 2001)
- 254: Bob Gone for good read the jornal (Jan 23, 2001)
- 255: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 23, 2001)
- 256: Bob Gone for good read the jornal (Jan 23, 2001)
- 257: Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music (Jan 23, 2001)
- 258: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Jan 23, 2001)
- 259: Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music (Jan 23, 2001)
- 260: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 23, 2001)
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