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Musician jokes
Gargletooth Started conversation Apr 15, 2009
This may seem kind of random, but I was wandering if anyone knows any jokes about musicians..
I'll give you an example to set you in the spirit.
- How many bass players are needed to change a light bulb?
- None. The pianist does it with its left hand..
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Mu Beta Posted Apr 16, 2009
How do you get a guitarist to play more softly?
Give him some sheet music.
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Apr 22, 2009
I've always liked
What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A Drummer
and the slightly more intelectualised
Where do musicians live?
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Danny B Posted Apr 22, 2009
Why was the drummer standing on the doorstep?
He didn't know when to come in.
What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
Drool.
(spoken as a drummer [of sorts], I hasten to add )
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h2g2 Musicians Guild Posted Sep 1, 2009
> "I was wandering if anyone knows any jokes about musicians"
Someone does already have a page of/for musician jokes: A426935
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