h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

When I go away, even Bossel starts buying for his conversations. What is the world coming to?

I just wanted to say 'hello' and ...
...actually I could do with some holidays on a lovely island like Bosselhiti or the Bosselhamas, is it possible to book a flight with Bossel Air? And of course one important question: do they serve Caipibossel and Bossel Colada there???
Oh and I hope there is no monsoon at the moment!!!

Feffi - waiting with her packed suitcase

Bossel Air is proudly announcing that your booking has been confirmed

* sends out a boy to collect the suitcases *

Of course there's plenty Caipibossel and Bossel Colada available. Plus, the will be honoured if you choose his latest creation, boeuf Bosselnov, for dinner

Hurrah Holidays!!!
Sounds great to me! I just hope he won't serve me Fried Bossel.
Ok, where is that plane?
Feffi - already wearing her new sunglasses

Naah, the weather is too hot for Fried Anythings. Today's menu of the day is Salade Bosseloise, cold and fresh

The aircraft? yikes! Just a minute ago it was over there ( *points* ), circling in the waiting loop...

oh where? Ah there, it just landed!!
*boards the plane and happily accepts the chain of bosselidia blossoms from the stewardess*

* stows luggage in the aircrafts underbossel *

"Please fasten your setbossels as we're taxiing to runway 42 South"

Drinks will be served in a minute. For those who'd like a glass of wine, we're proud to announce that there's a beautiful, rich 1996 Montebosselino on stock

*jettibossels half the cake as it's weighing the craft down too much. Mina catches and takes off somewhere safe to look after it .*

Hey folks

*quickly checks her ticket*
Oh good, I am flying Bossel Class!

Well, you deserve it

Oops, I didn't know we're overloaded with but anyway, the engines managed to get us up into the air.
As we're passing over Italy right now, you'll be able to notice the Bossoleum if you're looking out a window to the left.

Er... passengers on the right *please* remain seated, we'd be getting out of balance, nooooo! Pleeeeease!!

Oh oh!
*checks for some bossel bags - just in case *

Oh, hope my style of navigating doesn't jeopardise your 'contenance'

Well, I think, I'll be fine. But it's always better to be prepared . I think I'll inquire with the cabin crew whether it will be possible to get a Bossel Libre and some roasted bosselnutchips to get into the right holiday mood!

Of course that's no problem! I even grow my own sugar cane on the Bosselmudas

For the right holiday feeling, there's more in the cabin's luggage stowage bins ...

* rummages *

look, now we've got panorama wallpapers and bosselmocks hanging across the aisle

Actually, what language is spoken on the islands? Would it be possible to get a short crash course before we arrive - if neccessary...

No problem, don't worry

It's Denglish that is spoken all over the places! Verri iehsi tu lörn, rielli! It *kudd* bie e problem wiz sam piehpel fromm ze BBC hu häff tu lörn it tuh, bat Tschörmen nätivs häff it in zehr näitscher

on holiday!

me too

(Only a couple of days around the London meet, but hey, holidays!)