h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Opens clean, fresh bar devoid of mess, empties and punters.
Opens the back of the jukebox and removes all the old Willie Nelson disks*

Hypatia will be pleased!

*Plays a Michael Buble selection instead*

At least he's still fresh!

*draws a big and settles down to wait for the rest of the bunch from last month...*

...*enters sporting new cut & color...& that's just her top...*

Figures, the monthe YOU start beings with an 'F' ... will more than likely end with one as well. I'll drink to that!

HAPPY ~ BIRTHDAY

...*whispers...*i've no idea who may be having a birthday...but since i'm forever missing them.........

Thanks WR.

Hopes someone is having a birthday so the cake and pressies don't go to waste.

*pops up from behind the bar counter*

Dang, August zoomed past as fast as a - I didn't even have enough time to get properly drunk!

*manages to locate the Methusalem bottle, now emptied*

Or did I?

Never mind - new month, new drinks!

Ti, you can make up for it by getting drunk twice in september.

Only twice? *tries to imagine drinking enough to stay drunk for two weeks in a row*

*goes pale thinking about the hang-overs that would be the result*

*salters in wearing a summary linen suit drops satchel on stool near bar *takes a few CDs out of the satchel and seribitiously puts them into the jukebox any one fancy a drink?

*Removes biker jacket revealing T-shirt with slogan: "Avoid hangovers - STAY DRUNK !"*

K2L, draw us another from the tap while you're about it, there's a good oke*!



(*oke = bloke, chap, fellow in Sowfaffrican)

*pulls a Havana cigar out of his shirt pocket and lights it up *seribitiously presses play on teh Jukebox to begin playing one of the CDs he hid in the machine < any chance of a large G and T?

while you're at it pour me an

An for me, while you're up there ...

Here you go 2Legs. *hands him a can of warm Texas Pride* This is is almost as bad as your music.

*wanders outside in search of an Antonio or three*

::wanders in with a marriachi group to liven up the thread::

ladies and gentleman. i give you "los tres antonios"

Hey! whats rong with my music? *finally gets the G and T

Nothing is wrong with your music K2L - it merely doesn't look as good.

*Lodges a pencil, point first in Pan's left ear to even the score and pours herself a very large voddie*

So! A nice new, clean thread, hey? No empty crisp packets or bodies littering the floor yet! Amazing!

::"los tres antonios" start singing and playing "el corazon de mi madre" to a catchy, yet slow and sentimental tune::

*Searches for Jimmy Buffet's "Come Monday" on the jukebox. After all, it is Labor Day over there where they spell Labor without a U.

so much for our american friends attitude towards labour - they are too lazy to spell it with a u

*Starts talking to the passing tumbleweed*

*stuffing clobber into suitcase for his trip up North*
I'll see you in a week or so, guys!