h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Susan/Witch]

*falls. Sits on the floor staring up at the half eaten Human with horror.*

Does that, um, hurt?

*ZOOOOM Cher Witch of Eastwick returns next to Susan Witch of Eastwick* "Who's not sharing now? Hmm? Hello Skylion, glad you took MY invitation!" *wicked laugh* "Susan, you may have him, as his heart belongs to another...too much work for me! I'm just wanting to party now! But don't forget to de-spell him when you're done with him...remember LAST Halloween??? That sailor stalked you for months & it took all three of us to cast a spell to make him love a sheep!" *the Witches laugh as they remember* "Oh St Dragon? I have a gift for you!" *waves both hands and suddenly St Dragon has a long black tail and lovely
pointed cat ears* "Not to worry, the spell will end at sunrise on November the 1st!!! Until then, just remember to use the litter box!" *Cher begins to down one Bloody Brain after another...
then sways to the beat of the music* "Ooo, it's getting warm in here!"

Wishing to keep violence in the rink, i offer up apologies to mrs. the Hun. Sorry the Sweden thing did not work out. But life it tough, you were tougher. People, I gots to split. My RealPlayer has been down, so sorry I couldn't give game update. I promise to check the score and come back and give everyone a breakdown. Stay Crunchy in Milk, y'all.

[Susan/Witch]

*Stays on the floor for a bit trying to see up Ox's toga. Actually she is fairly shook up by the Human.*

Can I do something to help you, Human? I have potions and healing herbs.

Only when I do this *does it and mari-rae faints*

[dressed as member of Slipknot]
*looking down at half-eaten human*
Wonder if we can work this into the act...
*drinks more beer*

{Susan/Witch]

*Is sprawled prettily on the floor of the Pub, in a swoon.*

*kneels down next to her sister Witch, removes a strange herb from a pouch around her waist...passes it under Susan Witches nose...Susan opens her eyes...Cher sticks the root down Susan Witch of Eastwicks top, next to her heart* "Dahling...you look so pale!" *hands Susan Witch a small camera so she can snap pictures of the underside of ox* "Let me help you up...in an hour or so!" *both Witches laugh* "Here, have some 'shine'...the Moon type! That'll put the shine back in your hair!" *scans the room for her next victim, er, dance partner*

[Susan/Witch]

Thank you, Cher/Witch.

*Pulls herself shakily up and back onto the Avalache Hockey Player's lap where she feels safe.*

I need a drink.

*takes a swig from ceramic jug of everclear*

[Susan/Witch]

*Watches the drink slide right out of Human's half torn body.*

Oh, dear.

*Runs for the bar and grabs a half tumbler of brandy. Downs it fast. Pours and drinks another.*

*Cher/Witch of Eastwick feels the hockey players arms* "Hmmm,
got yourself a strong one there Susan! And such a BIG stick!"
*Cher giggles until she's floating off the floor & begins to look for a man to dance with* "Im VERY light on my feet! Any takers?"
*glides along awaiting the next male hand to pull her into his arms for a dance* "Yo, juke box slave!!! Let's liven things up a bit!
What do you think this is? A funeral?!?" *evil giggle*

*tries dancing. lung falls on floor.*

[Susan/Witch]

Yuck!

What?! You all act like youv'e never seen a lung before! Sheesh!

Has anyone seen a duck walking around here? I am looking for myself. Will you let me know if you find me. Thanks.

*Sultandude floats over to the bar grinning like a cheshire cat*

"Kasia, glad to see you're back, can I have another Sparkling Pussy please!"

*Sultandude sips his drink, floats over to Titania*

"Yo Frankie dude wait right there, I'll be back!"

*Sultandude in Kabuki Man mode floats over to the juke box, does his Fonzie routine again and floats back to Titania, wraps his arms around her from behind and floats towards the ceiling for another ariel ballet as the strains of music begin to build ......all in all you're just another, brick in the wall.........*


*They twist and glide and swoop and float until the music ends, then gently float down to the bar for another drink*


"Well my dear, I know it's not Flamenco, but it works for me! Kasia darlin' drinks for me and Frankie please. BTW the Sparkling Pussy is my own conncoction, dreamed up at a New Years Eve party, the following day I rechristened it A Six Inch Spike Through The Brain".

OH HEY! Did someone mention an Avalanche player in here? Them fightin' words! Avs suck! Go Red Wings!

"Hey Joe!?! Care to come up here and say that?" *Cher Witch wants to tell about when she spent the day with Lenny Wilkins*

"I'm with you Joe, been a Red Wing fan since my teens. You'll probably only remember Gordie Howe through record books etc. but let me tell you, he was awesome to watch. BTW I played for the Deeside Dragons and scored their first ever goal, Blackpool beat us 14 to 1. A real drubbing. However, after the game the Blackpool coach asked me to join their club for a two week tour in Germany. Unfortunately work commitments and a shrew of a wife prevented me from going."

"See you later Joe I'm off to see the Witch Bitch's!"

*Spins round 3 times and becomes Kabuki Man once again*