h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...*dips a bit-o-lobster into butter...*
I'm in Heaven...I'm in Heaven and I don't know...nibble, nibble...
Say Hyp, there's a Latin guy in the ladies duct tapped under the sink. Saw him whilste I was on the floor the second time. Couldn't tell if it ws Antionio. All that duct tape.
...*feeds Egon a bite of brioled potato...*

You guys dig into the prawns! Hit the 'peel-o-matic' on the bucket. ...*the prawns begin to march thru the peeler single file...then swandive into the sauce...*
I've made peach pies for desert. Or, if they turn out like the last ones, peach soup in a goo bowl.

*Calls across from old green beanbag in the corner*

Any of that lobster left, Pan?

*Opens large bottle of *

Ah yes, this is the life. All I need now is a machine which never runs out!

Jules

It could be Antonio under the sink. If I wasn't so drunk I'd go take a look. *lays head down on bar and goes to sleep*

*Carefully slips the bar beneath Hyp's head. Gets her broom, mop and a bucket and disappears into the Ladies. Cleaning noises can be heard and the crazed giggling of a 70+ year old who has a very nice young man duct-taped to a sink. Emerges from Ladies. Sits down at the bar, (avoiding lobster and prawn shells, oil slicks of butter, and two spinning dancers), pours herself a nice large Watches Kes as he adjusts his new hat for maximum effect. *

Life is good...

linus, you are quite the dazzler on the dance floor!

I had no idea you had such hidden talents, the only one you normally display is your ability with an axe!

*hoping Linus hasn't heard about Antonio, because if he has then the rest of the pizza boys are on borrowed time too*

* in the corner*

*Sends a strong to the corner...*

Hat falls over eyes*

Who turned the lights out?

...*pulls out six shooter from behind goo couch pillows...shoots a few rounds thru the top of the hat so Kes can get some light...*Been needin' the practice anyway...

Jules, everyone, I'll be going to the invisible store in the unknow galaxy to stock up on Halloween supplies.As well as yet another endless flask-o-fire...*glares around the room at all the drunks who might have made off with her third flask...* Last time I was there they only had the endless chocolate machines with white choclate and rasperries on the side. It'll cost ya' one tree frog from Outter Mongolia. ...*checks her pouches...*I musta' spent my last frog when I was at The Isle of Unicorn. I'll just leave a list here on the bar. Add your needs to it. ...*holds up hands in a stopping motion...*Not THOSE kind of needs! ...*whispers...*bunch-o-nutz.

...*finishes he lobster...anoher pops up on her plate...* ...*passes it over to Jules...enters the kitchen...*Ooooo the pies are done!And, they'er not even gooy! Anyone got one of those chisle thingies?

*Hands Pan a purple chisel*

Yum, thanks for the lobster!

*Scribbles on list on bar: One endless chocolate machine with options of dark, milk and white chocolate. If none in stock then any which produce chocolate (hard not runny) will do. One endless chardonnay machine.*

Oh dear, trip to Outer Mongolia...*starts packing*

Jules

Caer,

I've decided to leave the pizza types alive ... for the rest of the month.

*looks at the calendar and smiles*

Caer, he's only saying that cuz there are only a few dazze left in this month, ya' know. Gah-eez, even *I* know that.


Jules, for an endless wine machine you'll need two peahen gaul stones from, well, two peahens with gaul stones. The good thing about it is that once you do get the machine you can program it for ANY wine ever made! You know, in case the person you're sharing a drinky-poo with wants merlot or peanutbutterwine, or sumthin'. So, you'll be wanting to pick up the tree frog as well as the two gaulstones. ...*whispers...*beware! Don't EVEN try to fool the clerk at the Invisible store in the Unknown galaxy by trying to *pass* two gaul stones from the same hen!...*sees Kes perk up...*No pun intended!

Ahhhh...lookie! Egon is asleep with his face full in his plate. He's adorable!
...*tucks one of mari's warm blankies around Egon...slides his face off the plate...tries to lift his feet onto the couch...*My, what huge feet!

Mid-next month, I'm heading off to the store...best mark down your wants & wishes else your suvoniors shall consist of wee lil' fishes.

* arrives to the corner*


Is it moon or cheese up there?

YES!

*adds Antonio Banderos in his Zorro costume to the list*



Linus that was a very kind and generous offer.

*looks at her watch*

Crikey only 60 minutes to go!

Excuse me

*Wanders off to find the items needed to pay for stuff ordered*

Hope I'm back in time to find the new thread!

Jules

Times up http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F52920?thread=475980&post=5766489#p5766489

Skin-specific link!

*cuts off bits and pieces to fix a neutral link*

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There - much better, isn't it?

And I'm not going anywhere until it truly *is* September, so there!

*rummages around behind counter for a bottle of *

Now then Titiana...what could we do to keep busy until it really is September...

Well, there's all the more for us to drink if we don't have to share it with the others...