h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes, yes I do...where are the Chippendales?
Ya' still make a mean tini

mari...have a dear. Geez, you'd think I'd been on my deathbed or sumthin'. Relaxatate yourself. ...*whispers out the corner of her mouth to anyone within hearing range...*old ninny's gone loopie on me...

That's a FAN?????? I thought it was a tropical storm or sumthin'.
...*tosses an olive upward...never sees it again...*
Hold onto your men folk ladies!
i jusss said: "ladies" Oh, now THASSSS funny!

Got your card Hati...the cash musta' fallen out before you sealed the envelope. That happened with every single card I got. Hmm...

=====~~~ You KNOIW you never need ask!
still smooth

Say...where'de that red headed mime go???? I'm gonna' kick her ass.
Right after I have a few buckets o' tinis.

Thought you were playing Sleeping Beauty there for a bit, Pandora. We were just about to run an ad for a Prince Charming to come kiss you and wake you up.

*hands Pan a bucket o'tini and a long straw*

Pan and Linus both back.....much better.

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*enters wearing new flaming Harley T-shirt from Orlando H-D*
Howzit Pan! I looked for a Prince Charming shirt at WaltDisneyWorld to wear but they didn't have them in 3XL
...so I bought a "Grumpy" one instead!

I never knew Grumpy was a 3x.
Ahhhh...you can kiss me anyway...I'll jussss hold my breath sos the ale fumes don't knock me over

...*hits the juke box with her thigh...Highway To Hell blasts out...dances...*

Let me know if that spiked haired mime ***ch shows up...I'm gonna' kick her butt...makin' me break perfectly bad rum & the like.

i assure you all that Pan and i returning at the same time is purely coincidental

Thats my story and i'm sticking to it

*looks from Linus to Pan to Linus*

Hmmmmm

Wha'd I pay you all that 'hush money' for???? Now, HUSH!...*shoots Linus a look that makes his socks roll up and down...*

I'll jussss be in the ladies chaning my gown & combing out my hair. Seems a bit drafty in here this month.

i thought that was for closing down the internet site Pan

Naw...that wouldn't bother me none.
...*enters the ladies...sees the red headed mime right off...takes a leap at her...smashes into the big mirror on the wall...*
Wha'?!?!...*looks into a chunk-o-glass...* MYHAIR!

*slides a note under the door to the ladies saying, "I had nothing to do with cutting your hair....honest."*

*Hobbles quickly to her place of security. Sits down and picks up her long pointy knitting needles. Knits and attempts to look entirely clueless.*

*hopes the pizza boys don't suffer too much*

*Retrieves the bar scissors from mari-rae, wipes most of the hair off them, and sticks them back in the lemon slice jar*

There! Disposed of the evidence!

Did someone call for a Prince Charming to kiss a devastatingly attractive AMerican woman named Pandora?

*observes scene*

Looks like sh'es up. My work is done.

Lovely to have you back Pan I've missed you.

...*stops on her way out of the ladies to kiss Egon for several minutes...*
Wha'? I have been nappinj' fer awhile.

What was the problem???
...*scratches head...*
Oh yeah......MYHAIR!!!!!
...*shoves Egon into the bar...wipes her mouth with the back of her hand...*
We'll catch up later Hon, I've some butt to kick.
...*looks around...at ALL the innocent looking Pub goers...*
AHEM!!! ...* Steps in Kes' lap & onto the bar...hands on hips...*When
I went to sleep I HAD LONG, DARK hair.Now, I awake to SHORT RED HAIRWITH FLIPPING GOLD TIPS!!!!!
When I find out who has done this...Oooo are those tinis Kes?
Anyone snot a moke?
Wad waz I shlayin'?

A short redhead with boucing gold ???

Oh, I am sorry...my ears must still be a little blocked from the flight home

Izzz okay...leemee halp...*wacks WR upside the head with an empty gin bottle...*That oughta' clear out sumthin'.

Kes, thizz might be a good time ta' tell ya' I hate ghin.I drink WADKA!Or, gin, since thazzz what ya' beeen feedin' me. Speagin' O' food....I could go for an olive san-witch or sumthin'.
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Is this something like +?

i never was much good at maths...