h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Will he return with a new load then?

*starts syphoning off the Normal Saline from Pan's IV and pours in *

I reckon she deserves a little alcomoholololol...

*Crams an olive into the IV tube for Pan...*

Happy Birthday, WR! Thank you for the nice young delivery guy!!

Here's a birthday for you... It it a special plate for your motorcycle: blue goo background and written in large friendly letters!

hmmm, drink or dispose of the delivery boy.

Decisions, decisions

MR - any activities betwixt yourself and the delivery van driver is no arrangement of mine and I take no responsibility for it (although I may take a peek)

Linus - been away a bit?
Have an instead and leave the vanguard, sorry van-guy, to MR!
*hands a yard of ale to Linus for drinking down in one breath*

*hastily hides the pizza guys in the Ladies*

Hi Linus

Nice to see you back, long time no see and all that. You must be gasping for a

*Pushes Stefano into the closet...*


Hi ya, Linus! Good to have you back.

You're so right not to read any backlog. Backlog isn't healthy.

Especially here.

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We can smoke indoors, can't we?

If you can squeeze through the cracks into the doors you can smoke with pleasure...!

a closet sounds like an apt place for someone called Stephano, Mari...

*Activates industrial sized exhaust fan in the roof. A hurricane of wind and noise whooshes anything that was loose up to the ceiling. Struggles to simutaneously hold down her skirts and keep her hair from de-bunning itself...*

OK HATI, LIGHT UP!

*Watches the bar snacks defy gravity and rise towards the fan.*

Better turn it down a couple of notches, mari-rae!

Has another orange blossom, some topped with , and goes back to sleep.

*lights her ====~~~*

...*as the olive in her
iv hits her heart she hears the word:PARTY...jumps up...rushes to the bar for a bit of rest after such a short nap...*


Ooooo lookie that pretty gal on the other side of the bar!
When did we get anotherside to the bar?
My, she's a doll. Seems I've seen her somewhere. Hey, do I know you?
She's mocking me!
Everytime I say something...look! She's doing it still!...everytime I speak she mimes me!I hate mimes. Now...cut that out you short haired
***ch! Don't make me come over there! ...*still the redhead with golden tips continues to mock Pan...Pan leaps across the bar to pound the spiked haired
***ch & crashes directly into a huge mirror...*
Wha'???
But...
I...

WRINKLED ROCKERWHAT'DYOUSLIPINTO
MYDRINK?!?

Why, a girl can't even taken a wee nap without pranks being played.

...*reaches into a pouch & rolls a BD smoe for WR...passes to the right...*
Who wants to haaalp pick the glass from my sit down?
There'sd no place like home...

Pan! You're awake

Turn down that fan! You'll spoil her hair-do.

Pan, dear, would you like to have a ?

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*Leaps into action, mixing stuff frantically in the stainless steel bucket.*

Yay! Welcome back Pan! Here!

*Offers a bucket-o-tini special with extra olives ... extra martini .... extra gin*

OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!!!!



*Grabs Pandora and gives her a good shake...*

Don't you EVER scare me like that again!!!

** I'm so GLAD to see you awake! I missed you. Missed you heaps....

Welcome back, Pan!

*Looks at level in first bucket and starts to mix another*

Still got your appetite, I see.