h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

proving that you were it's rightful owner

indeed

First-time drop-in for me. How are y'all? I do have an ulterior motive for just sauntering in, not a hidden agenda, simply my raison d'etre on this visit. Y'all have an 'Honorable Mention', in a round-about way, in a posting here: F104560?thread=4080041

I'd heard of this Pub several times before and I thought I remembered the name correctly. That turns out not to be the case. I was close, but no cigar. Hope y'all find the allusion to your place of business amusing, and that you note the cost of the meal, your namesake.

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indeed

well hi there.. new talent in the bar..

i think it remains to be seen how much talent there actually is

hey, mister, do you know what to serve a lovely young female dinosaur this time of day?

well, well...

so much for talent

here, have a

Pierce.. I needed that.

yeah, i could see you were getting de--drated

terribly dangerous that!

Now for something completely different:
this morning the radio mentioned the definion of a "perfect lover": a man who has a 30 cm tongue and who can breathe through his ears.

Now .. I think size doesn't matter that much but I imagine the trick with the ears would be convenient, no need to stop every thirty seconds to come up for air

prolly a good thing this was a radio show, and not on the telly

yes, I was in a car at the time. Still, is there anyone around here who can breathe through his ears?

of course

it's a

hi again... sorry i can't breathe through my ears, but this is a nice substitute: http://www.baronbob.com/sexsnorkel.htm

Pandora loves it, she tried to use one to prove George Clooney was in her dreams with his and her DNA on it. But it turns out it was Johnny Depp's DNA instead.

As told by Pan herself via cellphone.

CHEERS!

gotta go, she's making me pull flowers out of her garden to make room for weed...

take a dive for me

OOOOOooooooOOOooooooooh I love that one! and it's sold out but with a bit of fantasy and a plastic tube I can make one myself and make it fit Bob's nose and then all I need is a few hours test time to see if it really works

a few hours? you better feed him well first

really? would he really think of food?

*shrugs*

a few sausages maybe

the dino feeds on s