h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Uh oh... sounds like trouble for Gwennie!

*Puts a lock spell on the Gent's door.*

what!! "The bitch sits here" on his back!! the kid cannot even dress properly. that text should be on the front of course

it does, babette. i thought it was his moustache, but it really is a tattoo

no moustache? does his mother know he's here?

maybe she doesn't

*Decides to do a bit of spring cleaning. Takes up all the rugs and brings them outside to beat them. Grabs the broom and sweeps up. Cleans and polishes all the woodwork. Hoovers all the cobwebs off Pandora and the blue goo couch. Enforces the lock spell on the Gents as the motorcycle enthusiast is now pounding on it. Scrubs the kitchen. Polishes the windows. Washes all the glassware and polishes them so they sparkle.*

That's better - it was getting a bit smutty in here.

*wonders what did she drink to see that weird hallucinations*

oh.. so ... is this a subtle hint to tell me not to drink from the bottle anymore?

* shrugs *

* opens another bottle bubbly, spilling half of it *

.

i see you didn't get rid of all the schmutz, mari-rae

ah.. have a drink as well, Pierce?

* grabs the pirate and empties the bubbly bottle in his throat *

* watches amazed as Pierce starts to froth around the mouth *

Here you are!

Rabies!

oh, give over Hati.. just an overdose bubbly drinks.

look, it's coming out through his nose as well

i hate when that happens

well.. at least you're cleaned as well Pierce

and now we're talking about that, where is that nice young man with the damaged motorbike gone? is he still washing his hands? surely he'll have cleaned them by now?

best shirt i saw said 'Beer. not just a breakfast drink'

mind you i'm quite fond of my 'John Hunt is a coward' which mind you is not a biker t shirt and for which you would need to know the name of the current prime minister of Australia for it to make any sense, and no it isn;t John Hunt

Now that is mean. And definitely foul. So I like it.

funny name for a woman, "John"..

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oh.. sorry, he isn't .. he is .. ..

i once had a t-shirt that read " tuborg breweries are expanding here"

unfortunately after a few months it was too small for me