h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I thought all of the party decorations would be up by now. We need to get Pandora separated from her latest boy toy long enough to do some work around here.

PANDORA!!!!! YOOHOO!!!

You know, she's gonna get arrested for that one of these days.

Did you check his ID before you undresssed him?

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*Starts glueing up the Halloween party decorations using her Spiderman Spiderweb gunk.*


























Uh oh... they're falling down.





How are we going to hang these up??

...*waves her magic wand...*

I missed. But it's really fun!





Thirsty w*rk!

Kick-a** brownies!!! Needs more herbs!

Oh, and thank you SO much for the veils...makes alot more sense than trying to find fails.'Specially when you've been as goo as I have been.

How'm I gonna' keep this ruby in my belly button?

...*shakes her money maker...the ruby falls out...again...*

now that I've FINALLY gotten back on hootoo...the flippin' server keeps bootin' me off line! 'Spose it's time for another 'puter...

*does a little shimmy so that the light bouces of all the sequins and diamante*





How do people stay upright on these stilletoes?

If you'd quit twirling it would help.

*checks out the height of Caers heels* Whew! I think you need training wheels. But's it's a relief to know how high they are. I thought I'd shrunk another inch.

*disappears into the ladies and returns wearing her Hypatia O'Flaherty Goddess of Leprechauns costume,retrievs the pot of gold from the closet and places it on her fvorite table for a centerpiece.*

Irish whiskey, barkeep!

*Grabs a sheet of paper and a pencil and begins trying to sort out an anagram of her name. Gives up on the paper and grabs the dusty Scrabble game off the shelf over the fireplace. Begins shuffling through the tiles to find the letters she needs. Starts arranging and re-arranging them.*

This is too much like w*rk!

Ok, ok! I need help! I have found 3 and can't decide. I'll let you vote.. they are:

1. REAR AIM

2. RARE AM I

3. REAR AM I

Definitely #1 !

but #2 works for me 2

mari-rae, you can Google anagram search and find search engines. I like #1.

*wonders how comes that the pub still looks quite okay even though the calendar shows 24th already*

Must be a very decent month... Around my place they call october the month of vodka. Don't we have a nice calendar.

Do you have a tequila month? That would be the one to visit in.

*sighs*
I have to admit that the other months are more or less decent. Exept March which is the month of fast (nothing to do with speed though, more like no and fun).

And I think tequila is much better here anyway.

virtual tequila is definately better

as good as virtual ?

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a boy scout?

A kid that scares old ladies across the road.

An' I'll have three tequilas, just to warm my whistle!
Hmmm, now the bottle's empty!
...*tosses it toward the fireplace...it shatters & flames shoot out
...blasting the Blue Goo Couch...crisping up the front...catching mari's knitted blanket afire, which melts it onto the arm of the couch...a couple logs roll off the hearth & onto the floor...everyone turns to watch the logs smolder...giving the place that kool...
'Halloweenie-type- smokie- look'...*
Thassss better!
Oooo reminds me!...races behind the bar...hurries back with a
tin of skunky smokes. Hand rolled ya' know.
...*lites up & practices her belly dancing...*
I'd put that fire out but with all these skimpy costumes...we don't wanna' catch a cold!Ohmyhell!
I forgot about the fella I stashed in the freezer!~~~~~
...*hollers back...*Yo' mari!? How 'bout: 'I AM RARE'?! Cuz ya' are!

~~~~~~~~Which freezer is he in?! I might
REALLY have a stiff on my hands! ~~~~~~~

*attempts to follow Pan in a belly dance*







I soooo wanted to look and sophisti-mo-cated

Ah well a shot or six of tequila might help.....

Watch it Pan, you just may get your...lips frostbitten!

*curls up in a corner*