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Crossed Purposes - October 2003
Kes Started conversation Oct 1, 2003
*Drags Pan and her Blue Goo Couch through into a new, tidy month. A few colourful (N Hemishphere) autumn leaves rustle on the floor; a log fire burns in the grate. The bar gleams in the lamplight.*
Drinks anyone? 
Crossed Purposes - October 2003
Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted Oct 1, 2003
** 
through the room to the gents **
I needed that, a Gents still free of unwanted things and people
Time for an 
.
Crossed Purposes - October 2003
Hypatia Posted Oct 1, 2003
She looks so sweet when she's sleeping. 
We'll let her rest for a couple of days, then she'll have to get up and get the party planned. A good Halloween party can't be thrown together at the last minute.
*still not a Bloody Mary*
Crossed Purposes - October 2003
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Oct 1, 2003
*drags herself up from the floor behind the bar counter*
*blinks*
What - a new month already? Ah, OK then... I'll have a 
please!
Crossed Purposes - October 2003
Hati Posted Oct 1, 2003
*crawls out from under the sofa*
You know, Kes, I might want to have few words with you. 
But first things first! 
Crossed Purposes - October 2003
egon Posted Oct 1, 2003
*emerges, blinking, into a bright new month*
Crossed Purposes - October 2003
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 1, 2003
Bloodlyhell Hati! I thought it was time for a new couch!
Sorry I tried to punch the lumps soft.
Kes! A bucket-o-tinis so early in the month? 
Don't mind if I do!
...*waves at everyone as she repeatedly slams the top of the olive jar on the edge of the counter..to no avail...wearing mari's
blanket like a towel...*
Hypatia, 
got brownies? 
You know Egon, you may be a, well, all that stuff you call yourself after your moniker...but always remember...
...you'll
always have a load of dirt on me. 
Ready for your daily backrub?
Wha'? I know how to keep a fella' quiet. 
'Course it's usually with duct tape. But I jusss adore
our Egon.
Anyone know how to get lipstick off the butt of trousers?
Good tinis Kes
Crossed Purposes - October 2003
Coniraya Posted Oct 1, 2003
The best way is to take a pair of scissors and cut the offending patch out, Pan.
Worked wonders on my ex-husband's wardrobe
Crossed Purposes - October 2003
Hypatia Posted Oct 1, 2003
I love autumn. Perfect weather for lighting the oven and baking special recipe brownies.
*wanders toward the kitchen with a stop at the hall closet to retrieve her herbs*
the 
Crossed Purposes - October 2003
Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. Posted Oct 2, 2003
*SNERK!* Wha?.... Errrrrg... *smacks lips* Bleeehhhhhhh....
*sits up from underneath an extra-specially large bottle of tequila and looks about confusedly*
Crossed Purposes - October 2003
Hypatia Posted Oct 2, 2003
*emerges from the kitchen with a heaping platter of goodies andflour on her nose*
Get em while they're hot.
Crossed Purposes - October 2003
Coniraya Posted Oct 2, 2003
Hypatia! Just what I need, w*rk can't leave H alone when he is on leave from the 
place and my tummy is giving me gyp
Bliss, I love your cooking!
Crossed Purposes - October 2003
egon Posted Oct 2, 2003
*relaxes into nice soothing backrub while sipping a *
Ah, don't you just love blackmail?
Crossed Purposes - October 2003
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 2, 2003
I was thinking more of 'black -n-blue' male.
...*continues to rubs Egons back...*
Say, I was thinking.
Wha'?
No, that's all. I was just thinking. I thought you'd all be happy for me or sumthin'.
Caer! You didn't really cut up your ex's clothes?!? Did you?!? I found it MUCH more enjoyable to put itching power in all his suit pockets, sock, underware, silk sheets etc..
He kept taking all these poor women & himself to one dr. after another trying to see whom gave what to whom.
Crossed Purposes - October 2003
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 2, 2003
An' jusss incase he's reading this. It was an accident. Or sumthing.
Crossed Purposes - October 2003
egon Posted Oct 2, 2003
Yes, you thought it was, um, talcum powder or something didn't you?
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Crossed Purposes - October 2003
- 1: Kes (Oct 1, 2003)
- 2: Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking (Oct 1, 2003)
- 3: Hypatia (Oct 1, 2003)
- 4: Titania (gone for lunch) (Oct 1, 2003)
- 5: Coniraya (Oct 1, 2003)
- 6: Kes (Oct 1, 2003)
- 7: Hati (Oct 1, 2003)
- 8: egon (Oct 1, 2003)
- 9: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Oct 1, 2003)
- 10: Coniraya (Oct 1, 2003)
- 11: Hypatia (Oct 1, 2003)
- 12: Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. (Oct 2, 2003)
- 13: Kes (Oct 2, 2003)
- 14: Hypatia (Oct 2, 2003)
- 15: Coniraya (Oct 2, 2003)
- 16: egon (Oct 2, 2003)
- 17: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Oct 2, 2003)
- 18: egon (Oct 2, 2003)
- 19: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Oct 2, 2003)
- 20: egon (Oct 2, 2003)
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