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Crossed Porpoises October 2005
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 30, 2005
When last I went to the local watering hole there was this cutie/construction worker type ... you know ... been steadily shaving for at least six months or so... 
... He kept trying to get me to leave with him. 
Wish I had a dollar for everytime he said, "You don't know what you're missing!" 
Thing is ... I DID know what I was missing. 
Poor young man! I very nearly went with him! 
But I jussss couldn't do that to such a nice young man ......
Once he'd had the best, he'd jusss never be satisfied again~! 
'Course THAT was BEFORE I was dressed as THEMOTHEROFTHEDEVIL. Wonder if I could find him before the clock flips over to November<?>
...*three 
run out her sleeve...fog begins to roll across the floor...the alley door opens...42 tall men wearing black capes lined in red silk enter...behind them come 42 tall women wearing black capes lined in dark green satin...when the capes are tossed back across their shoulders...
each man is holding a lage pizza & each woman is holding various batches of
baked delights...three have stolen, er, borrowed Hyp's special brownie mix...*
...*THEMOTHEROFTHEDEVIL gives Kasia a kiss on the neck...drawing only a
HALF PINT OF BLOOD
...& gives her a
in exchange for the crab
cakes/sticks...* 
I like my blood warm~!
...*drops 'special' toad dust into her own drink...*
Crossed Porpoises October 2005
Shirps Posted Oct 30, 2005
excuse me for a while - I shall not be around for this H'ween "do" (Christianity's way of squashing the beliefs of thousands). I shall be thanking mother earth for all her hard work this year, wishing her a good sleep & helping to ignite the light to see us all through the winter.
I shall also be considering the stupidity of mankind for killing so many men & women who just looked to the natural world for help in aiding mankind.
in philosophical mood & sick (literally) of all the fireworks already!!! 
, & thrice
As for Bonfire night, well .................. 
Crossed Porpoises October 2005
Gwennie Posted Oct 31, 2005
Ditto there Shirps. Fortunately none of our family's 
s or s are too bothered by fireworks but I dislike the things almost as much as I dislike the teenage-mutant-sulk-a-lots who have been letting 'em off for weeks now. 
*Shakes her head to remove excess vodka from her hair, sending sprinkles around the pub which burst into flame on contact with solid objects*
Ooops! 
The vodka couldn't have mixed well with my hair conditioner.
*Replenishes her empty glass from Pan's vodka fountain*
Good one Pan you old 
! 
Crossed Porpoises October 2005
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 31, 2005
::observes in horror how some of gwennies vodka ignite in mid air and land in the s fur::
Crossed Porpoises October 2005
Gwennie Posted Oct 31, 2005
Poor Shirps!
*
into the kitchen and emerges with a huge tub of 
icecream which she spreads liberally over Shirps' coat*
It's a bit sticky Shirps but should be fun to lick off. 
Crossed Porpoises October 2005
Hati Posted Oct 31, 2005
*sits in the corner with her 
slowly covering with moss and lichen*
Crossed Porpoises October 2005
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 31, 2005
Crossed Porpoises October 2005
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 31, 2005
...*sends a pizza & fesh drink to the corner...*
Pierce! 
I'm the one whose 'spose ta' have the big racks!
...*tried to toss drops from her 'flask-o-fire' every place Gwennie's flames are...
makes for wonderful explosions...*
KA-BOOM
...*tucks her for sale sign under her gown next to all the fire crackers...* 
Dont'cha' jussss adore the sound of explosions in the niddle of the night??
The middle of the day??? Early in the morning?? 
Now...*lays out 1/4 sticks of explosives...attaches detonators...awaits the next person to head for the loo...as the doors to the loos are the 'stricker' for the BIG explosion...*
That should send pumpkin guts all the way to Buck & Ham Palace!
Crossed Porpoises October 2005
Hypatia Posted Oct 31, 2005
You call this a party???????????
Kicks the jukebox into life and motions to several Antonios who are obediently waiting outside the door. They enter, hauling a gigantic jar of cranberry wine made fresh for the occassion in the flatlands.
This is good stuff. Aged nearly 3 months. But it has quite a kick, so go easy on it. No more than a gallon or so at a time.
Crossed Porpoises October 2005
Hati Posted Oct 31, 2005
*finds someones IV tube and pokes it into the jar while the other end disappers somewhere under her hat*
Crossed Porpoises October 2005
Gwennie Posted Nov 1, 2005
*Finds a second IV tube, connects it up and places the business end under Hati's hat, along with the first one*
Is there a November fred started yet peeps? 
Crossed Porpoises October 2005
Gwennie Posted Nov 1, 2005
New November's fred 'ere chaps and chapessessesssss
Crossed Porpoises October 2005
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Nov 1, 2005
::meanwhile the herd of eat the moss and the lichen - and by accident also hati's , hat and other assorted garments...::
Crossed Porpoises October 2005
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Nov 2, 2005
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Crossed Porpoises October 2005
- 101: Hapi - Hippo #5 (Oct 30, 2005)
- 102: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Oct 30, 2005)
- 103: Shirps (Oct 30, 2005)
- 104: Gwennie (Oct 31, 2005)
- 105: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Oct 31, 2005)
- 106: Gwennie (Oct 31, 2005)
- 107: Hati (Oct 31, 2005)
- 108: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Oct 31, 2005)
- 109: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Oct 31, 2005)
- 110: Hypatia (Oct 31, 2005)
- 111: Hati (Oct 31, 2005)
- 112: Gwennie (Nov 1, 2005)
- 113: Gwennie (Nov 1, 2005)
- 114: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Nov 1, 2005)
- 115: Hati (Nov 1, 2005)
- 116: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Nov 2, 2005)
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