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Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Started conversation Dec 31, 2000
How many vocalists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seventeen.
One to change the bulb, and the other sixteen to fight over who is going to stand in the light, now it's fixed.
How many Bass Guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
None.
They're not afraid of the dark.
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Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) Posted Jan 4, 2001
How can you tell there is a bassplayer at the door?
(Z hides behind one in case bassplayer doesn't like this one)
He keeps knoking but doesn't know when to come in!
Zarniroop (Ex-Pesident of the universe)
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Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Jan 6, 2001
R.O.T.F.L.M.H.O. 
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Dolphin Girl: Patron Saint of Incoherent Ramblings; Keeper of Flutes and Singing Watches Posted Apr 16, 2001
Definition of a flute: Pea-shooter with a range of up to 6 feet, blown transversly to confuse the enemy.
What do you call two flutes playing in unison?
A minor second.
How many flute players does it take to change a light bulb?
5 - one to change the light bulb, one to pull the ladder out from under them and 3 to b*tch about how they could have done it better.
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Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) Posted Apr 16, 2001
Hee Hee!
Liked Those!
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Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Apr 17, 2001
Ditto 
Bassman 
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Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) Posted Apr 20, 2001
Someone Get on my case, I've got loads of muso jokes waiting for an excuse!
Did you hear the one about the bassplayer who locked his keys in the car?
It took him an hour to get the drummer out!
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Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Apr 21, 2001
An oldie but goldie!!
Bassman
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Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) Posted Apr 21, 2001
Give me a type of muso and I'll tell you the joke!
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Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Apr 21, 2001
Singers,
Guitarists,
Drummers,
Keyboard players.
I want to be well armed for my band's next gig!! Ho Ho
Bassman
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Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) Posted Apr 21, 2001
How many singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Wait for it!
Just 1, they stand there with their hand in the air and expect tjhe whole world to revolve around them!
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Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) Posted Apr 21, 2001
How do you know there is a Drummer at the door?
Patience!
He keeps knocking but doesn't know when to come in!
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Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Apr 22, 2001
Sorry Dude, I've heard them all before 
Bassman
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Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) Posted Apr 22, 2001
Check out a few i posted here a while ago
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A430624
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Bluebottle Posted Apr 23, 2001
Great jokes Zarniwoop!
Have you considered having them as part of the H2G2 Joke Directory?
All you have to do is include a link to "So Long, And Thanks For Laughing" here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A227440
and let me know you've done it in this conversation, and I'll include a link to your jokes from the directory page. 
<BB<
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Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) Posted Apr 23, 2001
Am Drunk at the mo, so get back on my case and I've got a lot more muso jokes to post yet!
Thanx again RWB!
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vodka and coke Posted Oct 15, 2001
Still a distinct lack of guitar jokes here...
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SpookyFM Posted May 5, 2002
So, how do yyou it's a singer knocking at your door?
...
He can't find the key and doesn't know where to come in.
Teehee.
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J'au-æmne Posted May 10, 2002
I've not been by this page in such a long time. I'm gonna add these to the list when I have the chance...
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- 1: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Dec 31, 2000)
- 2: Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) (Jan 4, 2001)
- 3: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Jan 6, 2001)
- 4: Dolphin Girl: Patron Saint of Incoherent Ramblings; Keeper of Flutes and Singing Watches (Apr 16, 2001)
- 5: Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) (Apr 16, 2001)
- 6: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Apr 17, 2001)
- 7: Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) (Apr 20, 2001)
- 8: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Apr 21, 2001)
- 9: Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) (Apr 21, 2001)
- 10: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Apr 21, 2001)
- 11: Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) (Apr 21, 2001)
- 12: Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) (Apr 21, 2001)
- 13: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Apr 22, 2001)
- 14: Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) (Apr 22, 2001)
- 15: Bluebottle (Apr 23, 2001)
- 16: Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) (Apr 23, 2001)
- 17: vodka and coke (Oct 15, 2001)
- 18: SpookyFM (May 5, 2002)
- 19: J'au-æmne (May 10, 2002)
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