A Conversation for h2g2 General Hospital
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Fashion Cat Posted Aug 25, 2000
*tries to reach Matt but cant get past an apparent wall...*
grr.... *opens her wings and flies off to get His help*
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Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe Posted Aug 25, 2000
*smiles innocently as her wings open*
*she bows before her lord....*
well, I'm taking each man as I find him... 
do you like the uniform? 
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Saint Petunia (Patron Saint of Free Spirits, and Keeper of Treasure) (come see important info and links on my page) Posted Aug 25, 2000
*Not a well wisher, so still in the room *
He looks pretty close to the end to me. I'll start the rites.
*Opens beer can, puts drinking straw in opening and sets the beer on M.K*'s bedside table. Opens another can and takes a long drink herself*
Alright then. Be well, M.K*. I'll go outside now and see if I can't distract Death, whom I saw hanging around a moment ago. I bet I can get him over to the End of the World Party, there're more bodies to pick off there. Oh dear, I almost forgot the final rite of the last rites. I called in sick the day they trained the rites. Here we go, then.
*Grabs M.K* and gives him a nice long kiss, which lasts until ddgb grabs her and throws her out*
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Fashion Cat Posted Aug 25, 2000
*flies back and sees Matt with a demon and Old Nick*
Nooo.... he cant..... not now....
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Aug 25, 2000
*strings go into a discord as SATAN enters*
*woodwinds go into a series of diminshed notes*
*strings go back to the slow, rhythmic chords*
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Matthew Kershaw Posted Aug 25, 2000
* M.K finally passes out at entirely the wrong moment !!! *
M.K*
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Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe Posted Aug 25, 2000
*throws Petunia out... but remembers her name as a potential temptress... after all, she did just kiss a newly fianceed man... *
hmm... i'll get back to you Petunia!
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Peregrin Posted Aug 25, 2000
*Flies in with a campaign leaflet*
Quick! Vote for me before you die!
'Vote for me and get...' erm... 'free professional medical advice!'
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 25, 2000
*attempts to deliver a bunch of grapes to MK, but can't get close enough for some reason, so throws the grapes in his general direction*
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Fashion Cat Posted Aug 25, 2000
*sees Petunia kiss Matt*
*bursts into floods of tears and throws large, heavy objects at the barrier....*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 25, 2000
Very tactful, Peregrin, that's a vote winner and no mistake. 
*attempts to comfort FC*
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Satan - Lord of the Underworld Posted Aug 25, 2000
Bwahahaa! I love these intense moments of extreme emotion.
*Breathes fire in random directions. Destroys the machine that goes 'PING!'. Singes the feathers of Peregrine. Waves his demonic fork in the direction of ddgdb, making her look even more sexy than normal, tempting MK even more. Or would do if he was consious enough to notice*
What exactly is wrong with him anyway? I haven't found out yet.
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Aug 25, 2000
*brass section comes in at the wrong moment after stepping out the lift and plays a march*
*Everyone stops and stares before throwing stuff at him and they leave*
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Peregrin Posted Aug 25, 2000
Ouch! I was only trying to help.
Yes, what is wrong with M.K*? I heard a rumour that he's had a heart attack.
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Fashion Cat Posted Aug 25, 2000
*GOD-ALmighty (yes.. The God) channels powers through his Arch... she easily destroys the barrier and restarts her beloved's heart....*
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J'au-æmne Posted Aug 25, 2000
don't you want people to wait in the waiting room? http://www.h2g2.com/F52268?thread=72724
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Aug 25, 2000
*doctor throws the orchestra out again but not before they play a love theme*
Now then, walks up to MKs bed as he flatlines.
CODE BLUE!!!!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 25, 2000
What about the machine that goes ping?
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Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe Posted Aug 25, 2000
*smiles at SATAN*
*reaches out, wondering whether to stop his heart for good... after all, he would make a great playmate for when she got bored...*
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- 21: Satan - Lord of the Underworld (Aug 25, 2000)
- 22: Fashion Cat (Aug 25, 2000)
- 23: Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe (Aug 25, 2000)
- 24: Saint Petunia (Patron Saint of Free Spirits, and Keeper of Treasure) (come see important info and links on my page) (Aug 25, 2000)
- 25: Fashion Cat (Aug 25, 2000)
- 26: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Aug 25, 2000)
- 27: Matthew Kershaw (Aug 25, 2000)
- 28: Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe (Aug 25, 2000)
- 29: Peregrin (Aug 25, 2000)
- 30: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 25, 2000)
- 31: Fashion Cat (Aug 25, 2000)
- 32: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 25, 2000)
- 33: Satan - Lord of the Underworld (Aug 25, 2000)
- 34: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Aug 25, 2000)
- 35: Peregrin (Aug 25, 2000)
- 36: Fashion Cat (Aug 25, 2000)
- 37: J'au-æmne (Aug 25, 2000)
- 38: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Aug 25, 2000)
- 39: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 25, 2000)
- 40: Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe (Aug 25, 2000)
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