A Conversation for h2g2 General Hospital
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Aug 25, 2000
*Medics rush in with equipment and they descend on his bed with vigour*
*Security throws Satan and DDGDB into the waiting room and uses psychic seals to keep them there*
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Fashion Cat Posted Aug 25, 2000
*hits the machine that goes *ping*, making a rather satisfying *ping* noise....* 
*looks at the two evil ones... Gives a ~dark~ look (ta Joanna for showing me how to do those looks!)*
right. enough already... arent two people allowed to propose with no problems????
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Aug 25, 2000
*Medics*
CLEAR!
*zaps his heart and it beeps for a second*
30 Joules... CHARGE!
CLEAR!
*zaps again*
Damn... 35 Joules
CLEAR!!
*zaps and his heart begins beating again*
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Fashion Cat Posted Aug 25, 2000
*hopes some angelic prayers work...*
*glowers at SATAN and Babe...*
how could you... we're going to get married....
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J'au-æmne Posted Aug 25, 2000
*calls from Waiting Room*
it'll be okay, FC, just give'em another ~dark~ look like I showed you 
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Aug 25, 2000
*A lone piccaloist comes in and starts playing a sombre tune*
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Fashion Cat Posted Aug 25, 2000
sombre??? he's not died has he.... *looks as if she's going to cry...*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 25, 2000
*slaps the piccaloist around the back of the head*
Piccaloist? Is that a word?
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Fashion Cat Posted Aug 25, 2000
aw.. thanks EV.. I just got a bit worried... I mean, hes not around... 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 25, 2000
I know, I know....
*offers FC a shoulder to cry on*
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J'au-æmne Posted Aug 25, 2000
Oi what're you hitting me for! I'm not playing bass, you know what they say about giveaway basses...
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Fashion Cat Posted Aug 25, 2000
*cries into EVs shoulder...*
*looks back at the pale body of MK, knows she'll not know either way till after the weekend...*
*cries harder....*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 25, 2000
*hugs FC*
Sorry Joanna, I didn't realise it was you... what do they say about giveaway basses?
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J'au-æmne Posted Aug 25, 2000
*reads off chart*
Critical but stable.
He should be okay - just don't let any bass players, double bass players, or anything with a range lower than middle C into the room.
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J'au-æmne Posted Aug 25, 2000
its cuz in films, you get giveaway basses - if you hear one, you know sommat really really bad's going to happen...
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Aug 25, 2000
*flutter of wings
GB arrives with a bag of grapes & a bottle of PGGB....
where's the patient?
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Aug 25, 2000
*doctor is still shooing out patients*
*a bass player creeps in and starts playing a minor melody with an oboe picking up a counter melody*
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Aug 25, 2000
Why is the doctor shooing out patients?
You think he'd welcome the work.....
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Aug 25, 2000
*doctor stumbles and his gown falls away showing him to be a demon*
*real doctor walks in and shoos away vistors*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 25, 2000
*slaps bass player round the back of the head*
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- 41: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Aug 25, 2000)
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- 44: Fashion Cat (Aug 25, 2000)
- 45: J'au-æmne (Aug 25, 2000)
- 46: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Aug 25, 2000)
- 47: Fashion Cat (Aug 25, 2000)
- 48: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 25, 2000)
- 49: Fashion Cat (Aug 25, 2000)
- 50: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 25, 2000)
- 51: J'au-æmne (Aug 25, 2000)
- 52: Fashion Cat (Aug 25, 2000)
- 53: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 25, 2000)
- 54: J'au-æmne (Aug 25, 2000)
- 55: J'au-æmne (Aug 25, 2000)
- 56: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Aug 25, 2000)
- 57: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Aug 25, 2000)
- 58: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Aug 25, 2000)
- 59: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Aug 25, 2000)
- 60: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 25, 2000)
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