h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*porters come in and wheel MK and monitoring equipment out the door to the lift*

*Bass player is left looking foolish*

Huh? Hey! Come back! They've stolen MK! Stop thieves!!!

*Doctor rests his hand on EV and tells him that they are taking him up to ward 42 since he has stabilised so quickly*

He will be kept under observation for a few days.

I thought it was only babies who got stolen from hospitals....

Are you sure that was a doctor and not DDGDB in disguise?

*doctor*

He is in Ward 42 now if you care to check.

Who is "observation"? And does FC know???

*Doctor*

All we can do is pray

hur hur hur.... he is safe... perhaps...

Why do I feel worried?

*bassist sneaks in again and plays briefly before being chucked out by the porters*

~Greebo rushes in straight from the chapel~

Is me to late????

~Greebo twiddles nervously with her cat collar~

He is up in Ward 42. Take the lift to the 20th floor and follow the signs for cardiovascular.

Oh deary me... forever running about this hospital... makes my paws ache... maybe me should have something done about them... but... ~Greebo shrugs~... Is there a place on h2g2 who can deal with medical matters!!!

~Greebo runs off to the lift...~

I would have thought the hospital would be a good place... *looks and sees Greebo has run away* Hey!

*runs to the lift*

~The lift has run away too~

*Hits the lift call button*

Come on!

*the lift doors open. Peregrin steps out, looking rather confused. He flies out of the window*

*drops to the ground as a rather large bird flies out the lift*

*gets in the lift and hits the button for the ground floor, A&E*

*Doors shut and the lift descends*

*Medteam wheel a gurney in containing a very ill Joe*

Doctor: Overexposure to X rays. Must be monitored.

*sticks a slice of bread on a toasting fork*
*holds it next to Joe*
*waits for a minute*
*takes the toast away, spreads butter on it and eats it*