h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* M.K looks down momentarily to see a huge plaster cast... *

Well !!!

Do you want me to kiss that better...

* M.K hopes her toes a clean, I mean only vacuous royals would think toe sucking to be height of sophistication... *

Lord M.K*

*lies back in complete relaxation*

so. to matters more important... when shall we tie the knot? because it really does have to be sometime soon... especially with you sucking like that..

* M.K looks flustered momentarily... *

* One might speculate its that old male fear of commitment, but they seem to remain commited to their football teams way beyond the point of hopelessness... *

* Others more in know would say its due to the fact the incapacitated young lady hasn't been able to clean her feet for days... *

Tie the Knot ???

But, the academic year hasn't finished yet !!!

Oh, I see...

Um... Yes our wedding plans...

Well, wherever your right to be able to walk or er... hobble down the isle...

* He reluctantly goes back to toe sucking... if indeed, moving somewhat up her leg... *

Lord M.K*

*a thought enters his head*

this isnt who you want... look at what happened while she was away! run now while you have the chance... you dont want to end up in an unhappy marriage now do you...

*knock knock
Er, excuse me Sir!
I have an urgent problem which needs your immediate attention, Sir!

*evil thought in MKs head*

go to her... she's calling you. FC will wait here, just as she always does... she'll never know what you were doing...

* M.K suddenly has a few doubts in his mind throwing about a few scatter cushions, raiding the memory bank larder & generally making themselves at home...

* One phrase spins and swirls about, namely 'all over body tan', and whether that means ALL OVER... *

* He ponders that for quite a bit, if the truth be told... *

* Suddenly, pouncing from behind the brains cortex an almost primal evil urge to enjoy having dinner parties, visit gardening centres at weekends & to invest in 'Easy Listening Classics Vol IV' take hold... *

* He resolves to marry forthwith & then to get some psychiatric care for the voices in his head... *

Lord M.K*

*leaves papers for the lord to sign*

are you so sure about the Easy Listening Classics

*takes his hand*

i have one area which isnt tanned... i'd be more than happy to show you... i mean, you are free until you see her walking (or hobbling as it may be!) down the aisle...

* M.K ponders the proposal VERY seriously... *

* Until he realises several other people have presumably got there first... *

No, I'll take my chances with F.C. I'm sure I can play the same game with her...

Lord M.K*

*wonders who on earth Matt is talking to at this hour of the morning*

*opens one eye but sees no-one*

you cant sleep either huh? *kisses him on the cheek, and rolls closer so they are lay next to each other*

* He stares into her luminous *insert color* eyes and realises what precisely life means... *

* Well, for just a second... *

Sorry my lady, I must get up early and check out that old barn down yonder...

Lord M.K*

*sighs deeply*

Fair enough dearest. I'll see you when you return... hopefully sooner rather than later...

*lies in the space Matt had previously occupied*

* M.K pops his head around the door... *

Ehem... you could follow me

Lord M.K*

*clatter of high heels
*knock knock
Good morning!
I hope you slept well?
Clean towels and fresh sheets, for his Lordship & his Lady!

*grabs the crutches and hobbles down to the barn... complaining all the way!*

*enters the room & strips the bed.
Hmmmmmm....it's still warm!
*makes bed
*puts fresh towels in the bathroom
*removes the wet, used ones.
*places fresh flowers from the Garden in a vase by their bed.
*smiles & leaves.

sorry GB! missed you there! and i love those flowers! thanks..

You're welcome!
Hope the ankle soon heals

~knocks at the door~

Is anyone there?
Damn.
I'll come back later.