h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*lies on the bed trying to figure it all out, then eventually falls asleep having disturbed dreams...*

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* M.K slowly wakes up from sleeping on the couch... *

Lord M.K*

*hmm... you can probably stay there as well until I find out what happened... I wonder if there is a security tape I could look at? *

Good morning love, I'm sorry to have taken so much of the bed last night... you should have just moved me across a bit...

*knock knock
My Lord and Lady?
Breakfast is served, would you like a tray?
*Hands silver tray to Lady FC as she props herself up on her pillows.
*Lord M.K* carries on snoring.
Lady FC: Oh, leave him, GB. He can have some later...let me see...ooh! Bacon, eggs, sausage & tomatoes! You spoil me!
*GB pours her ladyship a cup of strong tea
GB: Is there anything else, your Ladyship?
Lady FC shakes her head whilst munching on a slice of toast.
GB: Enjoy your breakfast, ring the bell when you're finished & I'll come back for the tray, I have to go serve breakfast in the Dining Room now.
*GB shuts the door behind her, quietly.
*would like her Ladyship to have her breakfast in peace*
Note to self: Must check out Brides Magazine for ideas for her Ladyship...
*clatter of high heels

Oh and you must help me do the Hen night GB! One night, no lordship... I think we can handle this..

*passes over another breakfast!*
You're ON!
*giggles*
Let me know when & where!

when?? when DD leaves, otherwise there is no way I'll devote enough time to the havoc we will cause h2g2.

where?? i think we may have to set up a bar for brave males to venture into at their own will.... and if they stay away, then we'll go hunt them down! shouldnt be too hard surely!

No sooner said....
*passes over breakfast tray*

* A swirling essence looks down at the pair wondering why they have failed to notice he has past on... *

The Late Lord M.KÝ

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