A Conversation for Foxy Manor
Foxy Manor - Lord's Sleeping Quarters...
Matthew Kershaw Started conversation Aug 28, 2000
* This is Lord of the Manor's personal sleeping quarters, a thick black oak door bars your path with the words 'Private'... *
Foxy Manor - Lord's Sleeping Quarters...
Raven Posted Aug 28, 2000
Who's F.C.? You really meant K.C. and The Sunshine Band.
Foxy Manor - Lord's Sleeping Quarters...
Matthew Kershaw Posted Aug 28, 2000
* M.K gets all defensive about someone intruding on a private moment... *
It's my beloved of course !!!
BTW How is it you wandered all the way past the reception desk unnoticed !!!
...and can I help you ?
M.K*
Foxy Manor - Lord's Sleeping Quarters...
Matthew Kershaw Posted Aug 28, 2000
* M.K finally stumbles into his chambers after a hectic day... *
* He ponders why the Lord of the Manor's always got to do the donkey work of carrying all the bags... *
* He finally slips between the sheets, he takes one last look at the photo of F.C... *
* ...and drifts off to sleep, smiling about G.B's bloomers... *
Lord M.K*
Foxy Manor - Lord's Sleeping Quarters...
Princess Smartypants Posted Aug 28, 2000
*pokes head round the door* Oh I am sorry I was looking for the stables!
Foxy Manor - Lord's Sleeping Quarters...
Matthew Kershaw Posted Aug 28, 2000
* M.K wakes up from being fast asleep... well nearly *
Just outside to your right...
You might have to go back in threads...
* He grimaces as he closes the door & locks it... *
* Now where were we... ah yes Bloomers !!! *
Lord M.K*
Foxy Manor - Lord's Sleeping Quarters...
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Aug 28, 2000
*knock
*knock
It's the french maid, sir, with fresh towels.
Sir?
*knock
*knock
*opens door with skeleton key
Inside the dark room, GB can't find the light switch {first day on the job, see?}
GB stumbles around in the dark, groping as she goes....
*stumble
*stumble
*grope
*grope
*stumble
*grope
*grab
"AAAAAAGH!"
Oh, dear, now what have I done? Er, french maid service here, er, are you alright, er...wha...what IS that?
Foxy Manor - Lord's Sleeping Quarters...
Matthew Kershaw Posted Aug 28, 2000
* M.K rouses and stumbles in the dark... tries to grab for something solid... *
Oooww !!!
* ...perhaps not them... *
Sorry !!!
* Stumbles over some furnisher falling into someone's arms... *
* Finally finds the light switch... *
Oh !!! Dreadfully sorry G.B !!!
I'm sorry I grab....hmmm, well you know...
Could you do these rooms in the morning... I am rather tired...
Lord M.K*
Foxy Manor - Lord's Sleeping Quarters...
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Aug 28, 2000
That's alright, sir, I mean your Lordship, sir!
I be off now, then....er, what happened to my skeleton key? Oh, I can't have lost that! Oh, I need it to let myself into all the guest's rooms, even when they have "Do Not Disturb" signs on the doors {especially those rooms!}.
*GB drops to her knees and starts groping
{around for the key}
*M.K* gets on the floor with GB & starts groping with her
{for the key}
NB. That is the story we are going to give FC when she arrives and we are sticking to it
Foxy Manor - Lord's Sleeping Quarters...
I'm not really here Posted Aug 28, 2000
~pauses outside the door and smiles to herself~
GB's a fast worker, and she always heads straight for the top man.
~walks past for fear of what she might hear~
Foxy Manor - Lord's Sleeping Quarters...
Matthew Kershaw Posted Aug 29, 2000
* M.K finally awakes after a pleasant dream about a French Maid chasing him around 'Benny Hill' style with a French loaf... *
* He leans over and admires the photo of F.C & rises... *
Lord M.K*
Foxy Manor - Lord's Sleeping Quarters...
Kes Posted Aug 29, 2000
*The glass in the photo frame starts to crack at the corners ...*
Foxy Manor - Lord's Sleeping Quarters...
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Aug 29, 2000
that morning wood can be sooooo painful, can't it M.K*?
Foxy Manor - Lord's Sleeping Quarters...
Matthew Kershaw Posted Aug 29, 2000
* M.K looks innocent... but looks can be deceiving *
* M.K thinks of what Peaceful Earthling will think of Kes's activities since arriving... *
Lord M.K*
Foxy Manor - Lord's Sleeping Quarters...
Kes Posted Aug 29, 2000
Hi there, Pot - Greetings from Kettle. I reckon I'm probably done for already, that's what I reckon
Foxy Manor - Lord's Sleeping Quarters...
Kes Posted Aug 29, 2000
*Or something else in the mangle, depending on local custom. What if i bribe someone to cut her local 'phone line?*
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Foxy Manor - Lord's Sleeping Quarters...
- 1: Matthew Kershaw (Aug 28, 2000)
- 2: Matthew Kershaw (Aug 28, 2000)
- 3: Raven (Aug 28, 2000)
- 4: Matthew Kershaw (Aug 28, 2000)
- 5: Matthew Kershaw (Aug 28, 2000)
- 6: Princess Smartypants (Aug 28, 2000)
- 7: Matthew Kershaw (Aug 28, 2000)
- 8: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Aug 28, 2000)
- 9: Matthew Kershaw (Aug 28, 2000)
- 10: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Aug 28, 2000)
- 11: Matthew Kershaw (Aug 28, 2000)
- 12: I'm not really here (Aug 28, 2000)
- 13: Matthew Kershaw (Aug 29, 2000)
- 14: Kes (Aug 29, 2000)
- 15: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Aug 29, 2000)
- 16: Matthew Kershaw (Aug 29, 2000)
- 17: Kes (Aug 29, 2000)
- 18: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Aug 29, 2000)
- 19: Kes (Aug 29, 2000)
- 20: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Aug 29, 2000)
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