A Conversation for h2g2 Natural History Museum

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Post 1

Kitty

*kitty wanders in along the corridors until he gets to his stand... he sniffs slightly at the fake snow and ice and the cardboard rocks and then closes his eyes and concentrates... a cold wind whips through the museum and settles in Kitty's stand.... REAL ice and snow and rocks.... Kitty looks pleased.... it is much more comfortable for him now... he bounds up onto the highest rock and settles down, quite still, as if waiting for the first visitors*


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Post 2

Menza

*waves at Kitty*


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Post 3

Kitty

*kitty, checking no-one else is around, very slowly closes and re-opens one eye*


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Post 4

Menza

*slides a \smiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fish/ through the feeding grill and then turns his back, to look in the opposite direction*


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Post 5

Kitty

*Kitty pushes a \_______________/ back through the grill*


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Post 6

Menza

*manages to look suprised incase the management are looking*

Well would you look at that. smiley - winkeye


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Post 7

Kitty

*Kitty chances a sneaky rumbling purr*

prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


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Post 8

Menza

Perhaps I should get you a scratching post as no one can reach in there to give your back a scratch.


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Post 9

Tentacle

*in the swamp display, something goes*

SPLASH


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Post 10

RedFish ><>

*materialises in the aquarium and swims around for a while hoping for some food*


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Post 11

Babysnakes

*pauses by the Kitty stand to flicker tongue in greeting*
Hello, Kitty. Many visitors? It is rather chilly in here...


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Post 12

Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive

*switches heating lamp on in vivarium*


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Post 13

Babysnakes

Why thank you. You certainly are a wondiferous caretaker...
*flicker of forked tongue in thanks*


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Post 14

Lord High Wombat of Glee

Hello, room service?


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Post 15

Kitty

*Kitty is very glad to see more friends/exhibits arriving and jumps out of his stand and pads the floor to visit and purr at each one*

prrrrr


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Post 16

Titania (gone for lunch)

*floating in, in her usual vague, elf-like manner*

*takes a look around*

Is there anything alive here who would enjoy a cuddling? *hopeful look*


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Post 17

Tentacle

*waves tentacles in all directions*

SQUEEEELLLLLLLCH


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Post 18

Fashion Cat

*stretches slightly when no-one is looking...*

smiley - smiley


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Post 19

Kitty

*Kitty looks at Titania and thinks*

"the tentacle ALWAYS wants a hug - if you don't mind getting too slimy.. most people won't hug it, so it gets rather lonely.... and any cat will often enjoy some attention"


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Post 20

Titania (gone for lunch)

The Tentacle?

*looks at Tentacle, hesitates, carefully approaches it, a bit uncertain of how to cuddle with a tentacle*smiley - erm


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