h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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* M.K checks out the bikini... *

* He takes some of the sedatives the kind doctor gave him... *

Petunia: I thought about making a bikini with the snakeskin, but I'm just trying to be practical. Practicality is a maddening part of my nature, and part of why I came to this island is to try to shed some of it, but old habits die hard, I guess. I don't really need a water canteen, I guess, because in a bikini, I suppose one wouldn't have to worry about carrying water because there would likely be volunteers to bring it to one ; however, the exposed flesh does lead to more mosquito bites. Oh what the heck.
*Unskillfully sews a crude bikini, unskillfully since she has not attempted to sew anything since Battlestar Gallactica was still on t.v. and she had that huge crush on Dirk Benedict* I wonder who's on that boat coming in to the island?

*Petunia now has mosquito and other bug bites on her bikini exposed flesh, and decides that wearing a snakeskin bikini was not such a great idea afterall. Realizes that angels must not get bitten by bugs but motals like herself do. She changes back into her practical safari clothes and sews the bikini pieces into a water canteen. The bug bites are itching terribly, so she decides to go to the hospital tent to get something for them. Along the way, she meets up with a friendly shaman who teaches her a few things about curing bug bites and some other useful spells . The shaman also gives her a magical protection talisman*

* M.K huffs & puffs up the cliff, trying to look like he hadn't just come running to casually walk in on Petunia with her little snakeskin number... *

* His face drops... *

Ah...Yes...Hmmm...

* He gathers his breath and points out to sea... *

I wonder what that is all about ?

M.K*

*flies pas, with slight tears in her eyes*

*sees Matt with Petunia.... loses her flying powers, recovering just before crashing to the ground.... she loses her self-control and bursts into tears... how could Matt do this to her?*

*Petunia has gone to the hospital tent. With her angelic powers, FC picks up on Petunia's thoughts. FC realizes with some relief that Petunia's mind, for some reason, seems to be filled with images of a guy she calls Dirk Benedict*

* Alright, it finally docked at the Jetty... O.K !!! *

*flutter of wings
Anyone here seen the poetic Crab?
Or Archangel Tweetie? Where is she hiding?
Crab? CRAB?
{shouts...}
CRAB!!!!!!!

*Kiddo climbs to the very peak of the hilltops*

*After some time to catch his breath he shouts out to the island*

TWEEEEEEEEE-TEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

HELLOOO!!

WHERE ARE YOU!?

WHERE IS ANYONE?

*rumble
*rumble
*RUMBLE
*ROAR - RUMBLE!
Oh NO!
Kiddo has started an avalanche!

* Kiddo after some considerable effort can see around the whole of the Island from this high vantage point... *


* He can see the Forest area is encircled by a clifftop area of rocks... *


* At the center of the Forest is a large Temple surrounded by an open glade... *


* Towards the back of the Island he can just see a cave entrance... *


* Towards the Waterfall region he can see a large hole disappearing into the rocks... *


* He can barely make out that a small beach can be seen on the other side of the Island, past where the Jetty region rises into a crag of rocks... *


* About then, the Angel Galaxy Babe having a little tantrum starts a rock slide and Kiddo goes flailing down the hillside, landing heavily bleeding profusely from wounds to his head & torso... *

GB, although a tad peeved at being blamed for the landslide, lands at the base of the hill, gathers up the unconscious and blleding Kiddo and flies him to the Hospital Tent....

* A small boat can be seen approaching bearing a Greenpeace symbol... *

*Trees sway in the stiff sea breeze.*

*A grey apparition drifts silently across the hilltop, digging for buried memories, moments in time that may give clues to the whereabouts of his other half*

*Still, motionless, the past sights and sounds echo through the mind*

*..Kes shouting.."...via the waterfall, to the yapong...."...*

*Memories........a high speed dash, shouting, as Kes bounces him down the hillside........*

Aaaaah......getting closer.......

* A lonely figure stares out to sea in the half light, absorbing the primal energy surging from the waves below... *

* He thinks of the times past & smiles... *