h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

oops.. discontinuity.... I changed my mind at the last minute, and willed it to be a lemon!!! *oops!*

Sounds like fun, but first, my turn...now what was it?

salt on shoulder, lime on chest...

*Salt, shot, lime*

Wow!!!

ooohh... lots of fun.... hehe!!!

Want to go again?

hehe...I cant keep my eyes open any more.... keep having fun.... and I'll return with more tomorrow!!!

*turns music up... willing people to dance*

Okay. I'm really mucked up in the mind, or at least, was. Yesterday I thought it was the 29th and it was the 30th. So I get to go online again.
Uh, dancing?
Why does that word not sound very friendly to me... :D

*Stagers through the door with a bottle of scotch in one hand and a crate of assorted drinks in the other*

Evenin all. I would have got here sooner but I got delayed by a traffic worden wondering wether I was drunk or not and he would not let me leave untill he was conpleatly satisfyed that it was unsafe for me to drive.

Traffic warden was a brilliant guy, huh?

Happy GST Day Everyone! Pass round the drinks (and the fishies )...Australia now has a GST!
Anyone note the touch of sarcasm in my voice? No? I must be too drunk to do it right.
Ah well.

*gradually, a hush falls over the room. People begin to shuffle from foot to foot uncomfortably as the feeling of a PRESENCE, like a draft in a still room, ripples the air*

*Fashion Cat turns on her heel, eyes searching out the source*

*They find it.*

* There in the doorway stands an Angel. Not just any angel... the eyes encounter a figure resplendent in a floorlength black silk trench, night-black silk trousers and boots, gleaming white silk chinaman boat shirt, meticulously groomed dazzlingly Golden wings, and hair so black it swallows the light. The angel has mischevious gleam in his eye. Standing in the doorway is the one... the only...

ARCHANGEL ZAX*

*having surveyed the room, and finding himself noticed and appreciated, Zax quits his vantage point. With two long strides he reaches FC, and in one smooth motion draws her into a bear hug before lifting her into the air*

KITTY! Hey! GREAT PARTY!!
*glancing around the room*
HIYA EVERYONE!!


FC, i brought you a present!
*reaching into the depths of his coat, Zax brings forth what seems to be an open empty hand...
looking closely at the open hand, those present realize that you CAN'T look closely at the hand. Space seems to warp and bend slightly above Zax's palm.*

It's your very own void, kitty! It'll cough up brownies, beer, clowns, a mime.. whatever you fancy!

it won't deactivate until midnight monday night- that way you have all day monday to put the empty bottles and other trash back in!

I hope you like it!

*Looks around*

did i hear someone mention beanbag chairs?

wow, fc! this isn't just one of the top 5 busiest forums... this *IS* the busiest forum!!

Hmm... could someone pass me the gallon of vodka, the 2 liter bottle of vermouth, and the 2 lb jar of olives? Oh yeah, don't forget that ice sculpture over in the corner der either

*wanders back in ready to go for it again*
Blimey, look at all these people who have fallen over.
FC, FC? Where are ya, hen? C'mon, it's time tae partie!

Er, Sporky. What are you gonna shake it all up in? or are you stirring it in the bath?

Oh good, giant Martinis. Just what I need to start my day.

Hey, Amy! You dancin'?

Oh well, obviously not.
*grabs another drink and flops down on a bean bag to wait util the place livens up again*

*crashes through the doors, wielding a huge supply of alcohol which Ras has kindly given her from the bar in heaven*
Woo-hoo! Sleep is good!
*soars over to the CD player and changes it to All the Small Things*
80s music my ass!
Right, now where's that GA of mine?

*DD and Marc return. DD wants another shot of tequila, and some lemon*

I'll not need the salt for this body slam.....Use your imagination

Decides not to think about that...

~staggers around looking dazed~

I must have dropped off to sleep.
It doesn't mater what music you play, to me it all sounds like the 80's. Which is bloody great.
FC this is a totally awesome party. Glad I came. Ice cream corner is looking a bit quiet though.

~summons up the energy to start dancing all over again~