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I mean, I can't really join, as I'm in the MotMV and I don't handle conflicts of interests very well... but you're all nice folks and I thought it could be nice to hang around. Might be useful for training or somesuch maybe?
I could stay right under the sofa (see invadion thread) - just think how cool it could be to tell people you're showing about: 'oh, be careful when you pass by the sofa, that's where our resident villain lives'!

So, how about this? Could it work? Could it? Huh? Huh?

We-ell, I think we have to have a quorum for this sort of thing. Wait until the other guys get here, but I don't see that they'd have a problem...... except for maybe the villain thing...

I could be a nice villain or something... I mean, it's not like I'm evil. It's just that I can't be a superhero - that just wouldn't be right. Especially after we invased you and all.

What about Tea Lady, or something? You wouldn't get a HERO dial, but you could still hang out!

Hmf! Now do I _look_ like a tea lady?

Oh come on, what are superheros without a couple of good villains around? Or at least reasonable villains? Or at least some sort of a vaguely villain-ish entity?

*shrug* Let me know what the quorum says... in the meanwhile, I'll be under the sofa.

Hmm. We could make the sofa look a bit like a 'holding facility', I suppose, so that we don't appear to be condoning villainy and the like.

I'm with it especially if the understanding is that you're detained under the sofa or kept as a villainous trophy/pet or something like that

Ever seen the film "A Man Called Horse ?

Well, I don't mind being restricted to the sofa (though you should probably include the training facilities too - I reckon if you've got a sort-of-vaguely-villain-ish-entity you might as well use it).

As for 'pet villain'...er, I _guess_ I could live with that, maybe... as long as it isn't an official title anyway.

I wouldn't stand for a collar if I were you

I think it's a cool thing to be- you could run around and play with light fittings and stuff. Evilly, of course

Of course.

*Heads off to the training facilities*

Cool!

Although....I just know that there'll be some name-based confusion...

Well I was first. Ask anyone.