h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ha! It's shaking already! I think we've got a cowardy custard.

Captain, you are truly frightening.

I'm a little frightened of "Uncle Cuddles."
::Shivers::

what about.....sock puppets..oh,the horror...

Ok. This is Custard's Last Stand. I don't think you want these electrodes attaching to your skin. You'll give us the information, won't you?

whispers to other heroes: It's working! I think the custard is yellow.

Oh, hang on. The custard says it wants another dessert as a witness to corroborate it's story. which one?
As I suspected, it's turning to jelly.

Well..I tried interrogating them but they'd only give me trifle details. The whole thing was fruitless anyway.

Any more puns, and I'll throw you under a cammel!

Cammel? Are we in the dessert?

sweet..the dessert.gotta love it

Dessert?! ::looks out the window::
Hey, are those marsh-mellos?

Don't go out in the marsh-mellow, it's too sticky!

You'll feel like a (raspberry) fool and morale might begin to (apple)crumble.

So.... um when does the initiation start....

once im not on holiday any more. but this institution is based on punning skills, the more extreme the better, so go for it boys

*A distant rumble is heard, followed shortly by calliope music which fades up to a deafening level. Suddenly a costumed man appears, dressed in motely and wearing a very stylized mask. He does a quick dance around the forum and strikes a pose.*

Ummm.... is this where I sign up?

Sure, why not.
But this part is full of people who think they're punny.

*UH's head explodes at the arrant badness of that last pun. Mac is obviously going for bust*

look, im the boss, OK, my puns can be as lame as i want.

oh yea, you think your just punderful don't you?

Um... is there any sort of entrance interview? Don't you want to know anything about my amazing powers? I mean, geeze, at least STUMPED /pretends/ to be exclusive!