A Conversation for CHOPPERS: The H2G2 Guild Of Superheros

CHOPPERS Initiation Headquarters

Post 1

Uncle Heavy [sic]

Nope, this isnt a grisly initiation a la STUMPED. This is more like a great big training zone/parade ground. all active heros report in!


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Post 2

The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects

::wanders in humming Buffalo Solider::
Um.... Anyone here?


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Post 3

Uncle Heavy [sic]

they better be soon...


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Post 4

Pu Dendal-Shrubbery

Captain Disillusion: Hi.Is this where they serve coffee and doughnuts?


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Post 5

Uncle Heavy [sic]

certainly not. this is a hard training regime, with only minimal emphasis on doughnut.


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Post 6

The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects

::blinks and quickly eats his before UH sees him::


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Post 7

Dinah, Dashing Doer of Daring Deeds (Muse of Alliteration)

Hey, nice initiation place you've got here. Certainly more cheery than the one over at STUMPED.


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Post 8

Uncle Heavy [sic]

good good. carry on by yourselves here...keep bookmarking or whatever. im going to try and get a mission together.

im going on holiday for a week...dont abandon me in that time. someone direct recruits to here, ok?


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Post 9

Pu Dendal-Shrubbery

::psst! has he gone? ::

smiley - coffeesmiley - donut


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Post 10

Dinah, Dashing Doer of Daring Deeds (Muse of Alliteration)

I think so.

smiley - teasmiley - donut


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Post 11

Mac (Keeper of indecision)

The Amazing Reasonably powerful man checking in...now what? (If I stand over here,the sunlight will gleam off my teeth,and the slight breeze will make my hair go all flow-y)


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Post 12

The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects

::partakes if the smiley - coffee and smiley - donut::
Spelled it right this time.


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Post 13

Uncle Heavy [sic]

this is a good effort


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Post 14

Mac (Keeper of indecision)

The call for justice is very strong etc etc..did I see doughnuts?


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Post 15

Cookie Monster, Keeper of Flying Dancing Hippos in Pink Tutus

Cower, for it is I: Slightly Annoyed Woman!
(Da-da-da!)
I wish to join your brave band of Super Heroes, and seriously kick the ass of evil-doers!
Hand me a donut!


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Post 16

The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects

::passes the smiley - donut box around::


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Post 17

Mac (Keeper of indecision)

er..let evil know fear,and is that jelly?


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Post 18

Uncle Heavy [sic]

yes. and look, some custard. but its evil custard, so i think we should fight it rather than eating it. unless we combat it with stomach acid.


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Post 19

Cookie Monster, Keeper of Flying Dancing Hippos in Pink Tutus

Torture the custard. It may have some usefull information... smiley - devil


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Post 20

The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects

::gets out the car battery and the steal wool::


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