h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[A silver-skinned droid named Vinny, followed by Sea, Evillene, Yowuzupman, Jimmy, and Y2K enter, all with the intent of doing as much damage as possible]

[Vinny] HEY!

And are all magicly teliported to the sahara

No fair using one-post solutions!


[Vinny] Hang on, I got a built-in teleport system.

[They are all teleported back. Vinny draws a revolver (a twelve-shooter) and proceeds to shoot RedSky with it. Y2K begins hacking the upholstery to bits with hit lightsaber.]

*sea looks around, wondering where she can do the most damage. evillene goes around the HQ placing explosives in places where they will do great structural damage*

[Vinny shoots around. Y2K slices around, screaming obscenities in Japanese. Vinny asks Y2K where he learned to speak Japanese and Y2K tells him that he took some night classes and that he has a bottle of them, does Vinny want some? Vinny declines and reloads his twelve-shooter]

Nothing hits RedSky, due to the fact that he is not ther. He is infact somewere else entierly and was merly enforming the gaterd mases what whas happening to them due to some intresting self difens thing a midig. And continuing to do this....

Fore no apperent reson the room is all of a suden uppside down. The only difrens is that evry body is standing on the seling and not on the mundane usal flor.

*sea looks startled, evillene looks irate*

[evillene] well, my stuff's only half as effective as it was... it'll still work though.

*sea walks over to a computer terminal and sits down to see what she can find out*

[Correction: she sits UP.]

[Vinny] Here's a G-field that keeps everyone where they are... [click]

Am I still on the ceiling?

[Jimmy pulls out his sniper rifle and starts firing randomly at the "gaterd" masses]

SW arrives with a contingent of imps.

"What's going on here?" Looks up (down?) "Why are you all on the cieling?"

[Y2K] Just come on and break stuff!

The room starst fluding and you find that there is somting irei about whater obeing all laws of grawti above you and in the other directon.





Yes your all on the celing

[Vinny] Yeah, man, but I got a G-field keepin' everbody up here. [to Y2K] Who's the noron?

[Y2K] Probably RedSky; he's the only one who posts on this page anymore.

UH: Oi! Git orf moi laand!

[Vinny shoots UH. Y2K jumps at UH, lightsaber raised to gratuitiously slice him in half]

*sea jumps, hearing UH's voice. she quickly programs the computer to convince all technological systems that they REALLY want to self-destruct, which will take about 30 posts. evillene sets the counters on the bombs to 30 posts*

[COUNTER READS: 30]

[Y2K] G'haaaaa!

[Vinny] Hey, don't do dat. Da boss got some plans for dis place.

Hi. WHOA!

[falls onto the ceiling]

Time to do some damage.

The room continus to fill withe whater, fore some reson ultra-blue are swiming in it for about 10 seconds before disapering, they do this about once evry 1.050089 min.

A enters threw one of the windows that havent been floded. He fals to the celing in a wery unamusing way and makes a sound that is suposed to be hallerius, but of corse isent.