A Conversation for CHOPPERS: The H2G2 Guild Of Superheros
The Black Sun Project
soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jun 24, 2001
*the forum, having been due to explode about ten posts ago, is still unexploded. evillene has been swearing colorfully for some time, trying to figure out why the explosives didn't work. she finally realizes that one of the wires came loose, and she hurriedly reconnects it*
KABOOM!!!!!
*the forum is now a pile of rubble around the heroes and villains*
*on a side note, all of the computer-operated systems in CHOPPERS HQ are on the fritz*
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Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) Posted Jun 25, 2001
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"Large" Tony Fenji (lord and overlooker of organized crime) Posted Jun 25, 2001
Ummm...Darkman, first of all, the person who is fighting is Starman Jones...second of all I think RedSky was trying to make a point on if S.J. got shot in the head....how about this, why don't we ask RedSky what the hell he meant by that post and if in fact he was shooting S.J. in the head with something. As far as I can tell no one shot Jones in the head, U.H. punched S.J. in the gut, not the head.
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jun 25, 2001
OOC - no. i sliced him in the gut. with my adamantium claws. sorry, its all nicked from wolverine. except the lazer eyes from cyclops, and the purple spandex from the phantom. the projectile vomitting is something i added, however. thus there is no material that could stop the claws
*UH vomits at starman's head.*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 25, 2001
Really, UH? You do? Even after the forum's exploded?
Also, Jonesey, the narration was, "Someone shoots Tony in the head" indicating that someone did, indeed, shoot him in the head. Now, this isn't very nice: obviously he must've missed, so --
KABOOOM
Never mind.
[Y2K] Sea, heal Starman Jones before he bleeds to death!
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Darkman Shadow Posted Jun 25, 2001
[from under a thin layer of rubble] Ouch! Er, I think I used a random polymorph spell, and now I'm having trouble locating my fingers ... 
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"Large" Tony Fenji (lord and overlooker of organized crime) Posted Jun 25, 2001
ok, well I'm bleeding now
[Starman Jones](*lays on the ground bleeding and coughing up blood. with one bloody hand Jones slowly reaches for the sawed-off shotgun and pionts it at U.H.*)Uncle Heavy, you stupid, cheating son-of-a-#$%^! I'll blow your @#$%^*= #$%^* off, that is, if someone already hasn't!!(*Jones weakly smiles*)And then I'll make you eat them! You #$%^@&!!!!(*Jones too weak to hold his gun drops it and passes out after coughing up more blood*)
(*STARMAN JONES HAS 7 POSTS TO LIVE*)
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Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. Posted Jun 25, 2001
One of the Imps offers Darkman a glove, it has five fingers.
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Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) Posted Jun 25, 2001
<throws SJ a AD&D style healing potion>
Uhhh, Sea? he might need some 
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 25, 2001
[Y2K uses a Phoenix Down on SJ, restoring him from life-threatening condition.]
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 25, 2001
I know, that sounded like it was badly translated into English from Japanese, didn't it?
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jun 25, 2001
i recommend the reading of the laws of continuity, boys and girls
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jun 25, 2001
laws of continuity ettiquette. read them.
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jun 25, 2001
laws of continuity ettiquette. read them.
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Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. Posted Jun 26, 2001
Do I hafta read the laws of Continuity? I'm a bad gal, we're supposed to break the law!
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jun 26, 2001
yes. you do. it means that things dont get unfair.
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Darkman Shadow Posted Jun 26, 2001
I /know/ that the Laws of Continuity are laws of ettiquitte. Not knowing where to find them, it is excessively difficult for me to read the damn things. Would your mind posting the URL, please? 
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Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. Posted Jun 26, 2001
Yeah I know, I was just being a smartass
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- 61: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jun 24, 2001)
- 62: Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) (Jun 25, 2001)
- 63: "Large" Tony Fenji (lord and overlooker of organized crime) (Jun 25, 2001)
- 64: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jun 25, 2001)
- 65: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jun 25, 2001)
- 66: Darkman Shadow (Jun 25, 2001)
- 67: "Large" Tony Fenji (lord and overlooker of organized crime) (Jun 25, 2001)
- 68: Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. (Jun 25, 2001)
- 69: Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) (Jun 25, 2001)
- 70: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jun 25, 2001)
- 71: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jun 25, 2001)
- 72: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jun 25, 2001)
- 73: Darkman Shadow (Jun 25, 2001)
- 74: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jun 25, 2001)
- 75: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jun 25, 2001)
- 76: Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. (Jun 26, 2001)
- 77: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jun 26, 2001)
- 78: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jun 26, 2001)
- 79: Darkman Shadow (Jun 26, 2001)
- 80: Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. (Jun 26, 2001)
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