h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey O.U.Z.! Caught anything yet?

::Opens tackle box and brings out a Red Merlin fly and a pound of gelignite::
Now which will it be....fly or gelignite?

Naw...

You always seem to get bad luck...

I caught this book...

...and this trilby hat.

::decides on a baitless hook and casts::
dum-de-dum.

Well, I've been here three days, and neither of my bite alarms has so much as beeped once. I'm beginning to think that there's no fish in this pond, or maybe they don't like strawberry boilies.

*jumps from tree*

*picks a nice rock*

*swims out to it*

*get fishing rod from very large backpack that you did not notice before this and will not notice after this*

*puts bait on hook*

sorry for being speedy about this process, i am trying to get some fish for my party tonight and i am expecting a lot of people to show so i need alot of fish

*stares at the lake as he waits patiently now that he is set up*

*feels a tug*



*jerks to set the hook in*



*starts reeling in*

*finds that it is a petrol can*

*throws can into woods*

*gets canoe from tackle hut*

*canoes out in lake and uses a lure to attempt to get an eatable fish*

*feels another tug*

*crosses fingers*

*sees *

*gives jerk to set hook*

*begins to reel in*

* fights*

*knows it is a fish this time*

*when done reeling in finds a on the end of the line*

*holds over head triumphantly*

*examines and discovers it is a smallmouth bass*

*fishes for a while more*

*after catching a few fish, paddles to shore and puts away canoe*

*walks to his tree to get ready for his party with a by his side*

* Prepares charcoal for barbaque *

*jumps from tree with a few gutted at his side*

*pours lighter fluid on charcoal and sets a match to it*

*BOOOOOOOM!!!*

whoops, look like i added too much lighter fluid

Yup...

* Picks ash from hair *

*put fish in a pan and starts to cook it*

"Hey guys! Ya catchin' anything"?

"If ya aren't, I can fix that"!

*Lights stick of dynamite, throws it in the water---*

BOOM!!!

*Starts pulling dead and stunned fish out*

"Anybody want some?- My chefs can cook it for you at my restaurant".

definitely
mmm.... stunned , , ,
yum!

*thinks about jumping in from his tree, but realizes just in time that there is a mirror image of his body already here*

*instead just occupies this body*

*Galen shudders and rubs his eyes*

it is time to get a load of fish for the pub crawl. i am suprised there are so few people here now. oh well... i guess i will fish alone...


i would love for someone to join me though

Be down to do a bit of 'paw-fishing' in a while - Espharoth will be around to barbecue what we catch YUM!!!
I just have to make sure these visitor don't mind letting their brooms tidy up for us - I think I can set them in "autoclean" mode, with a bit of luck . . .

*hopes it won't turn out like Mickey Mouse in "The Sorcerer's Apprentice . . .*

yeah, must watch out for that...

we should get this on the list of parties next time!

Oh Boy! sorry to leave you guys waiting for so long- I stepped out for lunch for a couple of months.