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Jew Jew Bees and chocolate penguins
Mordac the Invincible (Lord of the Undead Chocolate Penguin Army)(Chief Toast Manufacturer) Started conversation Nov 7, 2000
hello sir i would like to inquire about some Jew Jew Bees and possibly chocolate penguins. I have a taste for the religious and I know that pengins are hard to find this time of year but i implore you that biting into your first baby penguin lovingly inserted into a creamy milk chocolate envelope for the first time can be a truly eye poppong experience.
Jew Jew Bees and chocolate penguins
Ming Mang Posted Nov 7, 2000
Female!!! I'm FEMALE!!!!!!!
OK, having mentioned that I'm going to look for the sweeties you want... I'll be back soon, we just have rather a large store to rummage around.
*goes into back of shop and begins to rummage around - various bangs and crashes are heard in ths shop*
*comes back into shop to point out the Penguins - she forgot to earlier...*
*goes back into stores to continue searching for Jew Jew Bees*
*arrives back in shop eventually looking triumphant and clutching a small sack*
Here you are Mordac! Jew Jew Bees! And here's a Penguin if you didn't find them.
*hands sack of Jew Jew Bees and a Penguin to Mordac the Invincible*
Eat and Enjoy!
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Jew Jew Bees and chocolate penguins
Mordac the Invincible (Lord of the Undead Chocolate Penguin Army)(Chief Toast Manufacturer) Posted Nov 8, 2000
Thanks sucker this is all i need to steal all the green !!!!!!!!!! hahahahahha may bob save the rest of the electromagnetic spectrum!!!!!!!
by the way,
I think your toast is done
Jew Jew Bees and chocolate penguins
Ming Mang Posted Nov 8, 2000
Well, I hope you enjoy becoming green and I didn't have any toast. There isn't a toaster or a grill here, so there's something very odd going on...
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Jew Jew Bees and chocolate penguins
Mordac the Invincible (Lord of the Undead Chocolate Penguin Army)(Chief Toast Manufacturer) Posted Nov 16, 2000
umm your toast is quite stale now ..... :*(****
Jew Jew Bees and chocolate penguins
Ming Mang Posted Nov 18, 2000
Oh dear... it is about a week old...
Have you any idea where it came from??
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Jew Jew Bees and chocolate penguins
Mordac the Invincible (Lord of the Undead Chocolate Penguin Army)(Chief Toast Manufacturer) Posted Nov 22, 2000
actually umm i think ...errrrr well i guess..... i prayed for it and there it was?
Jew Jew Bees and chocolate penguins
Ming Mang Posted Nov 22, 2000
*wonders if she's convinced by this*
*can't work out if she is or not so makes an odd noise*
Eerreeowmiyo.
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Jew Jew Bees and chocolate penguins
Mordac the Invincible (Lord of the Undead Chocolate Penguin Army)(Chief Toast Manufacturer) Posted Nov 23, 2000
You must be some new pokemon!!!!!! i will catch you friend. go pikachu thundershock attack!!!!!!!!
Jew Jew Bees and chocolate penguins
Mordac the Invincible (Lord of the Undead Chocolate Penguin Army)(Chief Toast Manufacturer) Posted Nov 23, 2000
hey i just went to your profile thinger and found out that you are also 16 looks like we have common ground wanna do it?
Jew Jew Bees and chocolate penguins
Mordac the Invincible (Lord of the Undead Chocolate Penguin Army)(Chief Toast Manufacturer) Posted Nov 23, 2000
actually i just turned 17 but i havent quite gotten used to it yet , man if you could life through the eyes of a 17 year old. it has changed my view of christmas style toilet paper
Jew Jew Bees and chocolate penguins
Mordac the Invincible (Lord of the Undead Chocolate Penguin Army)(Chief Toast Manufacturer) Posted Nov 23, 2000
your still not off the hook of the whole catching and sticking in a tiny ball pokemon type deally
Jew Jew Bees and chocolate penguins
Chris Tonks Posted Nov 24, 2000
*A few hours later, a transport shuttle starts out on its rather short voyage from the Space Station Big C...*
*A few minutes later it lands outside the the Sweet Shop silently, blowing a little dust around it, but none into the Shop of course...*
*A hatch opens in the side, and some menial droids step out, carrying silver crates of goods. Each crate has the label 'Produce of San Beta' stuck on the top, with some writing scribbled underneath saying 'Osian Sub-Ice Cream - Original'.*
*The droids march into the Sweet Shop, and begin to place the crates in an orderly fashion behind the counter.*
*A figure emerges from the shuttle, and walks into the Shop.*
Hey Ming, here you go!
The crates hold the Sub-Ice Cream at the right temperature, so no need to worry about containment. Pres this button here to open a control panel - here you can select the flavour and quantity of the stuff, and it's dispensed either in a cone or in a self-disposable bowl.
Remember, if you need any more supplies, don't hesitate to call!
*The Professor gives Mordac an quite severe look...*
No one's catching her as a Pokéwhotsit, got that?
*He presses a couple of buttons on his Watch, and an invisible field is formed around Ming, ceasing all imminent pokéball beam-thingies...*
Jew Jew Bees and chocolate penguins
Ming Mang Posted Nov 25, 2000
*views large amounts of Sub-Ice Cream arriving and realises that she doesn't have to stack it herself*
Excellent!! Thanks Pr. C Tonks!
And thanks for making sure no one (MORDAC) catches me as a Pokemon. As I'm not.
And you must be exactly (or nearly) a year older than me then Mordac! I've only just turned 16. And I'm not used to it yet...
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Jew Jew Bees and chocolate penguins
Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Nov 25, 2000
would this be a bad time to ask what the hell are jew jew bees?
Jew Jew Bees and chocolate penguins
Chris Tonks Posted Nov 25, 2000
Ahem, I was wondering that as well...
Hey, no worries eh Ming? I'm sure Osia would love the extra advertising!
BTW, I'm 15 (16 on 20th May) in both Rl and VR, so we're going in yearly stages here...
Jew Jew Bees and chocolate penguins
Ming Mang Posted Dec 3, 2000
Oh dammit! I MUST get round to mentioning us having Sub-Ice cream here somewhere... and I'm afraid it's not going to be much of an advertisement if people don't come to the S2. Which they don't seem to be at the moment... so if you want to advertise it...?? that would be nice.
Hey wow! We are! Are you in Britain or elsewhere?
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Jew Jew Bees and chocolate penguins
Chris Tonks Posted Dec 3, 2000
I am indeed in Britain...
South of England, near Southampton to be precise...
In Chandlers Ford, to be even narrower...
Both the Prez and Vice live around here...
I'll think about some sort of advertisement, sure. I'm just experimenting with 3ds Max at the moment, and might get round to doing some h2g2-related things on it soon...
Jew Jew Bees and chocolate penguins
Ming Mang Posted Dec 9, 2000
Yay! I live in SE England too!
And that also makes you Year 11 then?
I need to figure out how to get more people here...
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Jew Jew Bees and chocolate penguins
Chris Tonks Posted Dec 9, 2000
Indeed I be a Year 11...just finished my mocks in fact...
You're in SE England??!! Hey, this is really neat - so many people now...
Peregrin, BlueBottle, someone else who was staying with them (sorry, can't remember the name right now...), you, me...hehe...we might just have a South-Meet yet!
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Jew Jew Bees and chocolate penguins
- 1: Mordac the Invincible (Lord of the Undead Chocolate Penguin Army)(Chief Toast Manufacturer) (Nov 7, 2000)
- 2: Ming Mang (Nov 7, 2000)
- 3: Mordac the Invincible (Lord of the Undead Chocolate Penguin Army)(Chief Toast Manufacturer) (Nov 8, 2000)
- 4: Ming Mang (Nov 8, 2000)
- 5: Mordac the Invincible (Lord of the Undead Chocolate Penguin Army)(Chief Toast Manufacturer) (Nov 16, 2000)
- 6: Ming Mang (Nov 18, 2000)
- 7: Mordac the Invincible (Lord of the Undead Chocolate Penguin Army)(Chief Toast Manufacturer) (Nov 22, 2000)
- 8: Ming Mang (Nov 22, 2000)
- 9: Mordac the Invincible (Lord of the Undead Chocolate Penguin Army)(Chief Toast Manufacturer) (Nov 23, 2000)
- 10: Mordac the Invincible (Lord of the Undead Chocolate Penguin Army)(Chief Toast Manufacturer) (Nov 23, 2000)
- 11: Mordac the Invincible (Lord of the Undead Chocolate Penguin Army)(Chief Toast Manufacturer) (Nov 23, 2000)
- 12: Mordac the Invincible (Lord of the Undead Chocolate Penguin Army)(Chief Toast Manufacturer) (Nov 23, 2000)
- 13: Chris Tonks (Nov 24, 2000)
- 14: Ming Mang (Nov 25, 2000)
- 15: Bob Gone for good read the jornal (Nov 25, 2000)
- 16: Chris Tonks (Nov 25, 2000)
- 17: Ming Mang (Dec 3, 2000)
- 18: Chris Tonks (Dec 3, 2000)
- 19: Ming Mang (Dec 9, 2000)
- 20: Chris Tonks (Dec 9, 2000)
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