Yo Mordac the Invincible I'm O.K., You're O.K.

I awoke this morning and saw the sun shining in my room, it had been there for hours, i just was not awake to see it . . ..
perhaps in another time I happened upon a small babling brook and decided to sit a spell only to find out it hadn't been a brook at all. I am a smallish bipede who has frequented the Hitchhiker's Guide at least six times. aparently im 17 and I like chicks and am a superstar. If your a chick do not hesitate to leave a message... unless you are unattractive then hesitate. what can be said for the cake?
Yo now im Mordac the Invincible
I like running, eating, weightlifting, and tossing kittens. Sometimes when im alone I tie my towel around my neck like a cape and run around in my underwear, vigourously throwing myself against the ground humming the Mighty Mouse theme. I aspire to go to college at the prestigious West Point Military Academy so I can get straightened out and find either a nice gurl or a nice goldfish to settle down with as I retire at the ripe age of 45. At that time I hope to fish a lot and become a hermit. Greatness starts somewhere?

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Greetings Spumoni. :) Oct 28, 2000

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