A Conversation for The Sea
Piracy on the open Sea
Bluebottle Posted Nov 1, 2001
Ooo arrgh! Ooo arggh!
Tuesdee, me first mate, you an' your Cap'n are under attack from Ambassadors of the Spaniard. Let's show the land lubbers how we deal with such outrage. Bring out the plank!
Piracy on the open Sea
Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) Posted Nov 1, 2001
........Gotta catch us first........... What do you say to the charges mate?
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tuesdaysoup Posted Nov 2, 2001
Aye aye, cap'n! An just what sort o' land lubbers be paintin' thur ship purple anyhow?! Blast yer new paint job t' the bottom o' the briny. AAAARRGH!
*Dons the sombrero in a dashing manner, scrambles aboard in a not so dashing manner, and having located a sturdy plank & proper weapon, prepares to hurl the empty bottle @ the purty paint to create a diversion....however, the bottle being empty, the cutlass is accidentally thrown instead - nonetheless creating quite the nasty scratch.*
Errg..Well a diverrrshun's a divershun an' thisssere bottle'll afta do. Aye an' yer in fer it now! 'ere's the plank Cap'n (*THUNK*) an' we're prepared t' board!
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tuesdaysoup Posted Nov 2, 2001
Having boarded the wrong ship, Tuesdee offers her sombrero in return for the scratch. However, sobering up and seeing an advantage she dashes for the helm of this lovely -if purple- high powered yacht to head off those lilly livered wagtails ere they have a chance to begin to think about outrunning the Cap'n.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Nov 2, 2001
[Tuesdaysoup hears someone flying towards here, then feels a tap on her left shoulder, and a giggle from that direction. Meaning, Lizzie flew up next to TS, and even with all those insane magic spells she's got, elects to tag her rather than blast her.]
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 2, 2001
Oo arrgh! Oo argh!
Blow the man down! We'll board the strange galley, cut 'er flag from the mast, and claim th' day.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Nov 3, 2001
[Lizzie] [invisible] No you won't! [swoops down and gives BB a wedgie, then swoops back up again]
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tuesdaysoup Posted Nov 9, 2001
Spirits! Spirits, Cap'n!! AAyyyeeeeaaarrrrr! These waters be haunted!
....ehem....
Urrrrrgh! Ye can't scare me! Show yer lily-livered selves an' I'll run this 'ere purple yacht right through you ghosty flibbertigibbets!
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Nov 9, 2001
[Lizzie] [invisible] I'm not dead! I'm just ...
[What will Lizzie say next? Vote!]
[A] ... a bit morbid!
[B] ... Gothic!
[C] ... invisible!
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 9, 2001
Oo arrgh! Oo arrgh!
In all the seven seas have I never seen such St. Elmo's Fire.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Nov 9, 2001
[Lizzie] St. Elmo's Fire? Thanks for the idea! [invisible 
]
[[St. Elmo's Fire]]
[A glow appears where Lizzie is hovering. She slowly fades into view, the glow making her look scary.]
[Lizzie] Fufufufufuuu...!
[Subtitle: "Hahahahahaaa...!"]
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tuesdaysoup Posted Nov 20, 2001
*blinded by the light tuesday begins wildly swinging the tequila bottle hoping to connect. After taking out two ship rats, a barrel of pickled eggs, and a randomly placed - but nonetheless lovely - tiffany vase, she decides to take a moment to collect herself. Noticing the "et. al." in lizzies tagline, tuesday heads off in search of others less prone to invisibility.*
...grumblrgrumble...uurrrrrr!...purple yachts, me cutlass sunk t' the bottom o' the briny, flyin' glowin' mad lizards! times like this I be wishin' I'd listened t' wot me muther tol' me....arright ye' cowardly fools hidin' b'hind whate'er that thing is, SHOW YERSELVES!!
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Nov 20, 2001
[Cut to a shot from the deck. SFX: Thud. Two feet land right in front of the camera.]
[?????] Yes. Me.
[This guy is somewhat strange: it is an android wearing a red and black jumpsuit, with a hairstyle that resembles flame. He has a flamethrower installed in each hand, and he has a pin that says "I W" with Dr. Wily's picture taped over George W's picture.]
[Thermo Man] Prepare to face the wrath of THERMO MAN!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A624034#back7
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Nov 21, 2001
[Thermo Man] D'haaaaaaaaaaa! Take THIS, TuesdaySoup!! [fires a blast of fire at TS]
[[Thermo Man misses TuesdaySoup with his Flamethrower attack.]]
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Nov 22, 2001
[Thermo Man] You shut up! [fires fire at BB]
[[Thermo Man strikes Bluebottle with his Flamethrower attack.]]
[[Bluebottle takes less damage, due to his Fire resistance.]]
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- 61: Bluebottle (Nov 1, 2001)
- 62: Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) (Nov 1, 2001)
- 63: tuesdaysoup (Nov 2, 2001)
- 64: tuesdaysoup (Nov 2, 2001)
- 65: Dizzy H. Muffin (Nov 2, 2001)
- 66: Bluebottle (Nov 2, 2001)
- 67: Dizzy H. Muffin (Nov 3, 2001)
- 68: tuesdaysoup (Nov 9, 2001)
- 69: Dizzy H. Muffin (Nov 9, 2001)
- 70: Bluebottle (Nov 9, 2001)
- 71: Dizzy H. Muffin (Nov 9, 2001)
- 72: tuesdaysoup (Nov 20, 2001)
- 73: tuesdaysoup (Nov 20, 2001)
- 74: Dizzy H. Muffin (Nov 20, 2001)
- 75: The Fish (Nov 21, 2001)
- 76: Dizzy H. Muffin (Nov 21, 2001)
- 77: Bluebottle (Nov 21, 2001)
- 78: The Fish (Nov 22, 2001)
- 79: Dizzy H. Muffin (Nov 22, 2001)
- 80: The Fish (Nov 23, 2001)
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