h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Sipid] Hey, yeah, you're the only female evil person here, I didn't think of that.

[???] That doesn't say much.

[Elizabeth drops from above. She has blue hair and pale skin, and she's dressed in black. She has dark powers. (She used to have near-omnipotence, but she gave the powers to KL in a ruby siphon thing.) Also, she's spunky. This adds up to her being a Perky Goth.]

[Lizzie] And anyway, you are just proven wrong.

[Sipid] Huh?

[Lizzie] I figured if at least one of YK's characters is here, he might as well have an intelligent one. [whirls around and points at a BSE] Don't you dare comment on that!

This sea is under the soveriegnity of the H2G2 Waterworks, of which I am the founder, and you accuse ME of being a stowaway on MY ocean?!?!?

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[Sipid] No, just on the ship.

[Lizzie] Don't mind Darth Sipid; he's an idiot.

* wonders if he should read the backlog before posting ..? *

why bother? no one else does. *rolls eyes*

*burps*

[Lizzie] So ... where's this pirate ship we're supposed to be seeking?

[Sipid] [pointing at the pirate ship, which is quite close] Is that it?

Alas it is: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F44457?thread=87496&latest=1

[Sipid] Um ... d'oh?

*burp*

*Looks confussed*

Hmm...???

What are you people shouting about in your silly boats?

I'm not shouting, I'm burping

I think I preferred the shouting

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BOO!!!