A Conversation for The Sea
Piracy on the open Sea
Bluebottle Posted Jul 11, 2001
Oo arrgh! Oo arrgh!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
This may well be your ship, but these be my waters. You may have a harpoon aimed at me, but 60 of my ship's cannon are ready to give this small yacht a full broadside. Kill me, and your brig will go down to Davey Jone's locker.
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Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) Posted Oct 8, 2001
~a 20ft sailing vessel is suddenly off the port bow of the pirate ship~
well, there it is......
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Oct 8, 2001
[With a blood-freezing cackle, Lizzie leaps into the air and stays there, suddenly growing bat wings.]
[[Heart of Darkness]]
[Several dark clouds appear, blocking out the sun from the pirates.]
[Darth Sipid] Cool!
[Lizzie] What do you think I should throw at 'em next? Cast "Drain" on every single pirate I can find? Fufufufufu...*
[Sipid] Uh, I dunno ...
[*Footnote: "Fufufufufu" is Japanese for "Hahahahaha".]
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Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) Posted Oct 24, 2001
AHOY THERE!!!!!!
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Oct 24, 2001
[Lizzie] [to Yowuzupman] j0!
[Subtitle: "Hey!"]
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Oct 25, 2001
*Saturn Girl takes the distraction of the pirates as a chance to get out of her mess. She runs for the lower decks, and her weapons locker to get some proper defence to get the pirates off her ship.*
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Bluebottle Posted Oct 26, 2001
*Decides to say "Ooo arrgh, Oo arrgh and await further developments*
<BB<
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Oct 26, 2001
[Sipid] Why'd he say "Ooo arrgh, ooo arrgh and await further developments"?
[Lizzie] Shut up, that was just a typo!
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Oct 26, 2001
*wonders who Sipid and Lizzie are as she returns to the top side of her boat, armed with a nice sword, and a pistol on a holster at her hip. She sneaks around to find where the nasty pirates are, and she plans an ambush*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Oct 26, 2001
If you want to know who Sipid and Lizzie are, why don't you read the bloody backlog??
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Oct 27, 2001
You don't need to get snippy about it. Even if I read the back log, wouldn't it be reasonable to assume someone who's busy dealing with pirates on her ship wouldn't know who the heck is there, who isn't, and who anyone is, unless she'd previously met them? Besides, I must have missed it, because I have read the back log, I've also been in this thread a bit longer than you. 
So be nice!
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Oct 27, 2001
Right. Darth Sipid is one of Darth Corrigible's clones. (Darth Corrigible is himself a clone.) Lizzie is Corrigible's original's friend's sister --
Just a minute there, YK. Just "friend"??
Okay, fine, Mackenzie. [to SG] Darth Sipid is Darth Corrigible's clone, Darth Corrigible is /my/ clone, I'm Mackenzie's boyfriend, and Lizzie is Mackenzie's sister. Got that?
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Bluebottle Posted Oct 27, 2001
Ooo arrgh! Ooo arrgh!
Yo ho ho and a dead man's chest.
What landlubbers are anchored port of ol' Cap'n Bluebeard?
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Oct 27, 2001
[Lizzie] [sweatdrop] We're from STUMPED, and we're here to stop you from doing evil without a license!
[[Summon: Phantom]]
[A ghostly /thing/ appears, and causes all members of STUMPED present to become invisible.]
[Lizzie] [invisible sweatdrop] Er ... whoopsie ...
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Bluebottle Posted Oct 30, 2001
Ooo arrgh! Ooo arrgh!
Cap'n Bluebeard be a lawful privateer-turned-pirate, and I have a licence from King William IV, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Oct 30, 2001
[Darth Sipid] [invisible] So? You, uh, need to have a license from Minos Krylma!
[Lizzie] [invisible] Shut up!
[[Dark Bolt]]
[A beam of dark energy leaps from no particular point in space and hits another no particular point in space. The second no particular point in space becomes Darth Sipid, falling over and yelping in pain.]
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Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) Posted Oct 31, 2001
[Yo][Invisible?]What have you to say to the charges sir!?!?
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Oct 31, 2001
[Sipid] Huh??
[Lizzie] [invisible] NOT YOU, you dorcus!
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tuesdaysoup Posted Oct 31, 2001
Also from no particular point in space, Tuesdee appears bobbing aft of the landlubbers in a barnacle-encrusted pickle barrel equiped w/ makeshift sombrero sail having just returned from a spontaneous, desperately important, complicated, and downright silly caper in the gulf o' mexico.
*attempting to appear menacing whilst weilding an empty tequila bottle*
OOoooaaarrggh!!
AHOY CAP'N! an' pardon the deeelay. If'n ye could tell me which 'ere vessel I'm t' be boardin' I'd gladly jump right in an' pound these scalliwags inna' next...ehem..well.. Inna' next Tuesdeee! AAAARGH!
*hiccu'*
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Oct 31, 2001
*Saturn Girl bites her lip to avoid laughing at the silly scene in front of her. She continues to hide and watch the drama unfold.*
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- 41: Bluebottle (Jul 11, 2001)
- 42: Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) (Oct 8, 2001)
- 43: Dizzy H. Muffin (Oct 8, 2001)
- 44: Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) (Oct 24, 2001)
- 45: Dizzy H. Muffin (Oct 24, 2001)
- 46: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Oct 25, 2001)
- 47: Bluebottle (Oct 26, 2001)
- 48: Dizzy H. Muffin (Oct 26, 2001)
- 49: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Oct 26, 2001)
- 50: Dizzy H. Muffin (Oct 26, 2001)
- 51: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Oct 27, 2001)
- 52: Dizzy H. Muffin (Oct 27, 2001)
- 53: Bluebottle (Oct 27, 2001)
- 54: Dizzy H. Muffin (Oct 27, 2001)
- 55: Bluebottle (Oct 30, 2001)
- 56: Dizzy H. Muffin (Oct 30, 2001)
- 57: Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) (Oct 31, 2001)
- 58: Dizzy H. Muffin (Oct 31, 2001)
- 59: tuesdaysoup (Oct 31, 2001)
- 60: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Oct 31, 2001)
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