A Conversation for The Sea

Piracy on the open Sea

Post 21

Bluebottle

Oo arrgh! Oo arrgh!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Hmm... what do you do with a drunken sailor that's walked the plank of his own free will, me hearties?
Lower the longboat! Man o'erboard!

smiley - pirate


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Post 22

Neugen Amoeba

Ahhrrr. Plunders the seas we's shall. Ahrrr.

'im no need no long boat. 'em there sharks will keep 'im company. Ahrrr.


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Post 23

tuesdaysoup

thpittt!splutter! Right. Sorry. Much better now.
Avast ye! Will one of you stop lollygaggin' and throw me a rope?
*splish*
thur be ships to sink an' sailors t' be slain.

yo ho ho and a bottle of....well no more o' that, actually
*splash sploosh*
how about yo ho ho and a hot cup o' smiley - coffee

*splishasplash* arrr me achin' noggin' How about that rope then?


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Post 24

Bluebottle

Oo arrgh! Oo arrgh!
Hey ho Jim Lad!
*Throws Tuesdaysoup a line*
We's about to sail the seven seas, and Cap'n Bluebeard needs a crew that knows their ropes, not landlubbers that can't hold their rum. This ain't no pleasure cruise, so shape up, or ship out, oo arrgh!

smiley - pirate


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Post 25

tuesdaysoup

*shimmys up the rope and clambers aboard*

Aye Cap'n. I'll just go check the lines then an' make sure all's well in the riggin' Arrr she be a loverly ship if I e'er seen one Cap'n.


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Post 26

Neugen Amoeba

Ahrrrr. Whileee at it, Tuesdeeee, shimmey up thems there crows nest and sees if ye can spot some ship to plunder. Ahrrrr.


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Post 27

Bluebottle

Oo arrgh. Oo arrgh!
Hoist anchor, batten down the hatches, hard to starboard and set sail!

smiley - pirate


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Post 28

Neugen Amoeba

Ye hear the 'aptain!

Set sail. Clear the mizzen riggn'. Hoist the mainsail.

Make room on the forecastle deck, and load the carronades. We's wants to be ready for action!

Are we taking prisoners, Captain?


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Post 29

Bluebottle

Oo arrgh! Oo arrgh!
No prisoners, matey - we're not a-wasting our ship's biscuit or our rum on worthless scum who'll plot to overthrow us, oo arrgh!
They'll walk the plank and the sharks can take 'em prisoner!
We're the roughest, toughest pirates on the seven seas, and Cap'n Bluebeard shows no mercy!

smiley - pirate


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Post 30

tuesdaysoup

Ahoy Cap'n! Ship sighted to our port side! She's still far off though. Just a spec on the 'orizon. errr! But we'll o'ertake her soon enough.

Avast! Was that "take no prisoners" I heard ye hollerin' down there?
Me cutlass is sharper'n well aged cheddar an' hungry fer sailor's gizzards!

They'll be no match fer us bloodthirsty pirates, Cap'n. Aaaaarrrrrg!


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Post 31

Bluebottle

Ooo arrgh! Ooo arrgh!
Powder monkey, prepare the cannon for broadsides!
Ram powder down the flintlocks! We board the vessel and aye, take no prisoners my hearties!

smiley - pirate


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Post 32

tuesdaysoup

We're comin' up on her fast Cap'n! I can see the goodfernuthin' lollygaggers already. Brace yerselves, they're readyin' the cannons.
We can take a few shots. They're no match fer us rough tough & bloodthirstee pirates. ARRRRRR!!


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Post 33

Bluebottle

Oo arrgh! Oo arrgh!
Hoist the smiley - skull and crossbones and prepare for battle!
We kill the crew, claim the cargo, and will skuttle her hell to the briny Deep.

smiley - pirate


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Post 34

Bluebottle

Oo arrgh!

smiley - skull


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Post 35

Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42]

*sunbathing on her yaht as she sees the smiley - skull and crossbones raising on the mast of the tall ship that's pulling up to her starboard side. Sitting up, she pulls off her sunglasses for a better look. Yep, bloodthirsty pirates. She waves to her buttler, who's resting at the bar, awaiting her next call. He stands and looks in the direction she points in, then gasps, and runs for the port side, only to dive off and swim away. She sighs.*

It's so hard to get good help these days. I guess I've got to take care of myself then.

*Goes to man the cannons, and quickly takes aim at the cannons on the pirate ship, openning fire. Her lizard hides behind her neck, under her long hair, it's head peaking out from under her hair on the left side.*


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Post 36

Bluebottle

Oo arrgh, Oo arrgh,
Shiver me timbers, we're under attack.
It's a brave feller to try a broadside on Cap'n Bluebeard!
Hard to port, we'll ram the barque!

smiley - pirate


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Post 37

Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42]

*Sees the pirate ship turning hard towards her yaht, and panics, she just had the purple paint touched up, she doesn't want to have to have dents taken out of the hull, or have to pay for another repaint so soon. She reaims the cannons at the sails of the pirate ship, hoping to take away their ability to move. The lizard freaks out, and jumps off her shoulder, heading for the ships controls, to stear the yaht away from the scary ship*

smiley - planet


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Post 38

Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42]

*Has by now assumed victory, due to the fact that the pirate ship has mysteriously stopped moving!* Tsk tsk... and this is what they call pirates these days? Back when I was a goddess less than a millenia old, pirates were really blood thirsty, and would stop but nothing to capture a ship, and a good looking woman at that... *shrugs* Oh well... *goes back to sun bathing*

smiley - planet


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Post 39

Bluebottle

*Just when Saturn Girl relaxes and begins to drop her guard, a team of crack pirates climb aboard her ship and bloodily take control.*

Oo arrgh! Oo arghh!
That'll teach you to never underestimate Ole Cap'n Bluebeard. I may have a wooden leg, but I can still swim.

smiley - pirate


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Post 40

Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42]

*stomps down on the instep of the pirate holding onto her with her four inch spike healed shoe, causing him/her/it to jump and squeal with pain. As he/she/it lets got, Saturn Girl runs off towards the ship controls, to look for her lizard, who hadn't come back yet. She finds him keeping Cap'n BlueBeard at bay with a harpoon gun that the lizard is swinging about to keep Bluebeard back. Bluebeard is torn between laughing himself to death, and actually worried about if the lizard does shoot the harpoon gun off. Saturn Girl comes up next to the lizard and takes the harpoon gun, keeping it squarely aimed at bluebeards chest as her lizard crawls up her arm again*

I'll thank you to get off my ship, now.

smiley - planet


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