A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Beach

Bikinis Bounce Back

Post 1

Bluebottle

This is a thread for those who are interested in the 5th H2G2 Bikini Competition.
All bikini news, gossip and rumours will be mentioned in this thread. If you are interested in entering the competition, or you know who you want to vote for, why not hang around here, have a chat to your competitors, and keep up to date on what is going on in the competition.smiley - wow

<BB<


Bikinis Bounce Back

Post 2

I'm not really here

I thought this was the best place to go for gossip? There's nobody here!

I'll have to gossip among myself. Tch. Did you see what 2Legs just did? smiley - yikes Yes, I did, it was terrible. smiley - ill Put me right off my smiley - teasmiley - cake


Bikinis Bounce Back

Post 3

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - huhno

of't find somesmiley - run


Bikinis Bounce Back

Post 4

Rosie

Hi Mina... While we are alone and before the Prof gets back...
.I'm thinking about entering the competition, but I'm the new girl on the block...which judge is worth nobbling? Not that I'm competitive or any thing, but a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do!!! smiley - winkeye

I'm also vey fond of pink but I'm aware that another 'contestant' is wearing pink...

I'll have to re think my wardrobe....smiley - wah


Bikinis Bounce Back

Post 5

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - lurk


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Post 6

I'm not really here

Whoops, took me a long time to wander back here from the beach. You need to give lots of smiley - cake and smiley - ale to all your friends and see if that helps!


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Post 7

Rosie

...sounds like a plansmiley - biggrin.... smiley - cheers


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Post 8

turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...)

Anybody seen the Reggae Reggae sauce? http://www.reggae-reggae.co.uk/

I bet 2legs took it for lubrication purposes with the bondage smiley - pony

t.


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Post 9

Bluebottle

Bondage smiley - pony?!

*Makes note not to mention donkey rides along the beach near Turvy*

<NN<


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Post 10

Rosie

*totters over to BB*

Hi...BB how's it going?? Wanna smiley - pggb ?

or are you an smiley - ale man?? smiley - smiley

S'nice here innit!

*takes another slurp of smiley - stiffdrink*


Bikinis Bounce Back

Post 11

I'm not really here

ooh are we on the smiley - bubbly already? Nice weather for it, don't you think?


Bikinis Bounce Back

Post 12

turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...)

The sun is definitely below the yardarm so I've started on the smiley - stiffdrink already.

Anybody got a fly swat I can borrow. Mr Borg smiley - borg and his racquet are not doing a very good job. Mesh size, don't you know!

t.


Bikinis Bounce Back

Post 13

Rosie

yes...these flies are a pest...how about smothering yourself in this...

*hands over the remains of a flagon of perfume*

it might help... the mozzies seem to be avoiding me smiley - biggrin

Can I refresh your smiley - stiffdrink?


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Post 14

turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...)

Mmmm! Eau de formaldehyde...

t.


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Post 15

Vip

*pulls her original bikini out of the wardrobe*

*deposits in the nearest bin*

*decides to go shopping*

smiley - fairy


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Post 16

Bluebottle

Technically there's nothing in the rules against poisoning your competitors, but that's not the friendliest approach smiley - winkeye Seems just like perfume to me, though.

<BB<


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Post 17

Bluebottle

Remember - voting is now open!

<BB<


Bikinis Bounce Back

Post 18

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - ermwhere ?smiley - erm


Bikinis Bounce Back

Post 19

Vip

A87721798smiley - biggrin

smiley - fairy


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Post 20

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

ta very muchassmiley - smiley


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